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This belongs in the joke section but never mind as it is on the same topic.
One day a bloke came across a car accident. The guy was dead nothing to be done for him. But while waiting for the emrgency services to arrive he had a good look at the deceased. He noticed that he had lovely green eyes.
Now said blokey also had green eyes but he lost one in an accident and his glass eye just wasn't quite the right match, but the deceased was.
So, gritting his teeth and shutting his own eyes, he thrust a finger into the dead guy's socket and pulled out his eye.
He then replaced it with his own glass eye and shoved his recently aquired replacement in his own. Checked in his rear view mirror, was blown away by the match.
A few weeks later this chap was in a motorway service station on the same motorway and overheard a convo between two AA men.
"Remember that accident a few weeks back?" "Yep?" "Turns out it was caused by a bloke who was driving with two glass eyes!"
One day a bloke came across a car accident. The guy was dead nothing to be done for him. But while waiting for the emrgency services to arrive he had a good look at the deceased. He noticed that he had lovely green eyes.
Now said blokey also had green eyes but he lost one in an accident and his glass eye just wasn't quite the right match, but the deceased was.
So, gritting his teeth and shutting his own eyes, he thrust a finger into the dead guy's socket and pulled out his eye.
He then replaced it with his own glass eye and shoved his recently aquired replacement in his own. Checked in his rear view mirror, was blown away by the match.
A few weeks later this chap was in a motorway service station on the same motorway and overheard a convo between two AA men.
"Remember that accident a few weeks back?" "Yep?" "Turns out it was caused by a bloke who was driving with two glass eyes!"
