I would just like to say

Wifey is ashleep.
Again.
She puts some tosh up on the telly, (this time feckin "springtime on the farm" or sumsuch, yet more animals giving birth, two northern twins talking to each other as if they hardly ever meet and need to explain everything to each other, some prick who is normally an estate agent, some little dolly blonde, who does not do much, another bloke who knows everything about "rare breeds")
And then she falls asleep!
I keep trying to wake her up and bloody watch it.
No use.
But she won't go to bed either so I can watch stuff I want to watch.
Am I the only one in this boat?
Best watched with the sound off and finger on the fast forward button so you can motor through the chat and just watch the aminals.

Stanleysteamer said:

But she won't go to bed either so I can watch stuff I want to watch.

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That's great but there's usually sod all worth watching.

Stanleysteamer said:

Wifey is ashleep.
Again.
She puts some tosh up on the telly, (this time feckin "springtime on the farm" or sumsuch, yet more animals giving birth, two northern twins talking to each other as if they hardly ever meet and need to explain everything to each other, some prick who is normally an estate agent, some little dolly blonde, who does not do much, another bloke who knows everything about "rare breeds")
And then she falls asleep!
I keep trying to wake her up and bloody watch it.
No use.
But she won't go to bed either so I can watch stuff I want to watch.
Am I the only one in this boat?
Best watched with the sound off and finger on the fast forward button so you can motor through the chat and just watch the aminals.

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Id just record it & watch somit else

DanClarke said:

Shame to overcook meat that way.....but whatever works for YOU is good.
I try for well cooked outside with a line of "pink" through the middle.

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when its cooked, it changes colour. if it hasnt finished changing colour, its not finished cooking

Stanleysteamer said:

Wifey is ashleep.
Again.
She puts some tosh up on the telly, (this time feckin "springtime on the farm" or sumsuch, yet more animals giving birth, two northern twins talking to each other as if they hardly ever meet and need to explain everything to each other, some prick who is normally an estate agent, some little dolly blonde, who does not do much, another bloke who knows everything about "rare breeds")
And then she falls asleep!
I keep trying to wake her up and bloody watch it.
No use.
But she won't go to bed either so I can watch stuff I want to watch.
Am I the only one in this boat?
Best watched with the sound off and finger on the fast forward button so you can motor through the chat and just watch the aminals.

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Put a very loud WAR-Film on!
She'll feck off to bed sharpish.

DanClarke said:

Put a very loud WAR-Film on!
She'll feck off to bed sharpish.

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Spoken with previous experience.

kevstar said:

When I moved company's the garage had an office with 4 of them ffs one the owners wife
she was getting banged of a tyre fitter, 2 old war horses & one stunner she was right into
me but I fkd her off as I had my misses. I spent most of the time in the workshop than being
in the office. Fk that l know how you felt.

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Did you ever get the feeling being married made you more attractive?
At the time I had two burds on the go, and yet the secretary to the boss of the guy running the tool shop next door was also after me bod! And she was a hot little thing. Long black hair, if she fell over she'd have bounced right back up, etc etc.
Just couldn't handle anything else!
Burds can be like London buses. Nuffin for ages then all of a sudden three roll up!
Happy times!
Get the feeling your missus is a lucky burd to have a faithful bloke, with all this temptation around!

Stanleysteamer said:

Got an email from Brittany Ferries today, telling me their 2022 sailings (to france and spain) are now available.
I must stop taking showers, I think mine has turned into the Tardis and I've just feckin jumped past 2021!

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you mean phone booth

Stanleysteamer said:

Did you ever get the feeling being married made you more attractive?

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Maybe I should get married

kermit_rr said:

you mean phone booth

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Oh, is THAT what it is?
Thort there weren't much watter coming out of the shower head!

Shimsteriom said:

Maybe I should get married

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As Shakespeare said,
"Love is a money spending thing!"

Where's @derwendolly ? She's usually popped in by now.

I hope she's OK.

kevstar said:

Id just record it & watch somit else

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If I wasn't talking to you lot, and she would stay completely asleep, that's what I'd do!
I have plenty of stuff she ain't interested in, to watch.
She's just agreed to go to bed.
Bye bye country stuff.
(Not that I have anything against the country, love it, especially when it is the Dales.)
Anyway, "Secrets of the Transport Museum", (which ain't all that good), here I come!

Stanleysteamer said:

Did you ever get the feeling being married made you more attractive?
At the time I had two burds on the go, and yet the secretary to the boss of the guy running the tool shop next door was also after me bod! And she was a hot little thing. Long black hair, if she fell over she'd have bounced right back up, etc etc.
Just couldn't handle anything else!
Burds can be like London buses. Nuffin for ages then all of a sudden three roll up!
Happy times!
Get the feeling your missus is a lucky burd to have a faithful bloke, with all this temptation around!

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Ha Stan the man eh Durdy dog ye.

Never been tempted she is a gem & I do what I like go where I like an buy what I like,
nowt much said apart from did you get lost I just say..yup but I managed to find my way
back to my my love wiv a big grin an giv her a wink
I just like to work an wheel n deal an buy toys she knows what im all about.

Stanleysteamer said:

Got an email from Brittany Ferries today, telling me their 2022 sailings (to france and spain) are now available.
I must stop taking showers, I think mine has turned into the Tardis and I've just feckin jumped past 2021!

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They still want payment for me in June even though it’s all locked down & curfews.
As the boats still travel for freight you don’t get any deposit back

kevstar said:

Ha Stan the man eh Durdy dog ye.

Never been tempted she is a gem & I do what I like go where I like an buy what I like,
nowt much said apart from did you get lost I just say..yup but I managed to find my way
back to my my love wiv a big grin an giv her a wink
I just like to work an wheel n deal an buy toys she knows what im all about.

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Don't think many other wives would let me own so many cars. Especially as they don't all go!
AND I am very slow now at all the DIY around the house. I seem to have aged a lot recently.
Tis funny though when she comes home and finds yet another set of wheels on the drive!
Trouble is I can get them but I can't get rid of them. Just don't want to.
Did sell one the other year, but that was the first for years decades.
I got tempted when I was with my ex, but not with this one. Strangely managed to stay faithful to both.
Must be my Catholic upbringing or summat! (Don't really think so!)

Hicap phill said:

They still want payment for me in June even though it’s all locked down & curfews.
As the boats still travel for freight you don’t get any deposit back

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Can't you defer it?

Stanleysteamer said:

Wifey is ashleep.
Again.
She puts some tosh up on the telly, (this time feckin "springtime on the farm" or sumsuch, yet more animals giving birth, two northern twins talking to each other as if they hardly ever meet and need to explain everything to each other, some prick who is normally an estate agent, some little dolly blonde, who does not do much, another bloke who knows everything about "rare breeds")
And then she falls asleep!
I keep trying to wake her up and bloody watch it.
No use.
But she won't go to bed either so I can watch stuff I want to watch.
Am I the only one in this boat?
Best watched with the sound off and finger on the fast forward button so you can motor through the chat and just watch the aminals.

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do you have SkyQ?

Hicap phill said:

do you have SkyQ?

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Nope, set top box/Freeview thing only.
If we had more channels nuffin would ever get done!

Hicap phill said:

Good evening from Abingdon

That was a long day & no I’m not going to start at stupid o clock to make time back(as asked by my planner) once you have lost time you can’t make it back.
Round the M25 in the morning which will be fun as normal. Then onto London streets after

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I hope they've shifted this then