Shimsteriom
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I would just like to say
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Hippo
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There be nowt wrong wiv poo cam. He caught me fox crappin int me garden after eatid me meal wurms eye put oat fer me burds.Poo cam?
And I'm the perv?
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That doesn't mean it still works
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Not me. She's your employer!!!So you like a bit ofgingerred
Or rather your employer's wife! (Or is she payin? no idea!)
You've told us sooooo much about her!
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It dun't mean it dun't kneever. It's not far from edgar. He sed he would keep an eye onnit.That doesn't mean it still works
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Not me. She's your employer!!!
Or rather your employer's wife! (Or is she payin? no idea!)
You've told us sooooo much about her!
Thats not her lol although the bird at the other job omfg
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So you have TWO jobs with available norty burds?Thats not her lol although the bird at the other job omfg
What is it!
Do you always have it in your contract?
I worked in the wrong job for soooooo many years!
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Though i can't say I've ever tried sucking bacon
I refer to my earlier Miss Piggy query..
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OMG! Some bugger's chopped is mitts oft!
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Got an email from Brittany Ferries today, telling me their 2022 sailings (to france and spain) are now available.
I must stop taking showers, I think mine has turned into the Tardis and I've just feckin jumped past 2021!
I must stop taking showers, I think mine has turned into the Tardis and I've just feckin jumped past 2021!
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So you have TWO jobs with available norty burds?
What is it!
Do you always have it in your contract?
I worked in the wrong job for soooooo many years!
Just my luck lol When I was a manager in the tyre game I was the only one in Scotchland
with a bird as a fitter and wee cracker of secretary everyone else had burger munching
lads haha Plus they brought all there sexy friends in
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Well errr nope not that I can think of
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So you're not just lucky with the "toot"???Just my luck lol When I was a manager in the tyre game I was the only one in Scotchland
with a bird as a fitter and wee cracker of secretary everyone else had burger munching
lads haha Plus they brought all there sexy friends in
I only ever had a secretary once, she was twice my age, skinny as a stick, and a bit too keen on "the other". The day she started I had to drive her home for some reason. She spent the time telling me how she had the habit of wearing an apron around the house and nothing else.
I was a rep at the time, so made sure I hardly ever went into the office. I have no idea why my boss thort I needed a secretary and I have no idea what she did all day, as I never gave her anything to do!
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Just realised. This was sexual harassment.So you're not just lucky with the "toot"???
I only ever had a secretary once, she was twice my age, skinny as a stick, and a bit too keen on "the other". The day she started I had to drive her home for some reason. She spent the time telling me how she had the habit of wearing an apron around the house and nothing else.
I was a rep at the time, so made sure I hardly ever went into the office. I have no idea why my boss thort I needed a secretary and I have no idea what she did all day, as I never gave her anything to do!
I'd better start a movement!
I feel sooooooo traumatised.
"Give me some money."
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So you're not just lucky with the "toot"???
I only ever had a secretary once, she was twice my age, skinny as a stick, and a bit too keen on "the other". The day she started I had to drive her home for some reason. She spent the time telling me how she had the habit of wearing an apron around the house and nothing else.
I was a rep at the time, so made sure I hardly ever went into the office. I have no idea why my boss thort I needed a secretary and I have no idea what she did all day, as I never gave her anything to do!
When I moved company's the garage had an office with 4 of them ffs one the owners wife
she was getting banged of a tyre fitter, 2 old war horses & one stunner she was right into
me but I fkd her off as I had my misses. I spent most of the time in the workshop than being
in the office. Fk that l know how you felt.
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