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The Mad Hat Man · Nov 3, 2006

slob said:
reet! daft **** after conducting many eggperiments with cats and toast using your specs i have to say that so far there is no conclusion evidence pointing to a definative answer. so what i did was increase the drop height until some sort of stable outcome occured. after increasing the height by 0.3496inches each time as requested by yourself i found that at a height of 15.658924358 meters the cat had enough time to paw the toast from her back to a position whereby she was able to eat the toast. resulting in the cat landing on its feet every time.
if you require any more testing then i would ask that you arrange for a scantily clad big breasted young woman to butter the toast for me, and another supply of cats

Unfortunately - whether the cat likes toast was not one of the parameters - so could you kindly repeat said experiment with a cat that doesnt like toast, so that we can have a comparison?

slob · Nov 3, 2006

The Mad Hat Man said:
Unfortunately - whether the cat likes toast was not one of the parameters - so could you kindly repeat said experiment with a cat that doesnt like toast, so that we can have a comparison?

as stated i need a young wimin wiff big jubblies before any more testing of cats can be carried out.

The Mad Hat Man · Nov 5, 2006

slob said:
as stated i need a young wimin wiff big jubblies before any more testing of cats can be carried out.

I thort yu had one!

slob · Nov 5, 2006

yoiu mean my mechanic? she dunt do cooking and she classes buttering toast as cookin

yella · Nov 5, 2006

who really won the bowling

slob · Nov 5, 2006

me! we was playin french rules

yella · Nov 5, 2006

aye, yer had a face as long as a horse cos i whooped yer big french arse

slob · Nov 5, 2006

bollocks french rules state that if you are leading all the way up the the last ball and some other **** lucks in a couple of strikes right at the end he is then disqualiflied.

yella · Nov 5, 2006

aye, i was just giving yer a chance then i got bored and thought fook the french ****, i'll just lead him into thinking he's got me then i will crucify him with me last two balls

yella · Nov 5, 2006

and yer was coughing fer no reason trying ter put me off, i suppose yer gunna blame me kids fer putting you off next

The Mad Hat Man · Nov 5, 2006

hey guys - thats not fair - wot will mrs Minge think - Yella - yu tryin to take over her business?

slob · Nov 5, 2006

bah! bollocks yer jist a sore winner

yella · Nov 5, 2006

aye, i even did a lap of honour around the bowling alley, the frogs were all looking as if i were mad

slob · Nov 5, 2006

yella disco said:
aye, i even did a lap of honour around the bowling alley, the frogs were all looking because i were mad

aye that they wur

GRUNT · Nov 5, 2006

the frogs were all looking as if i were mad

Wot your telling us your not.

ming · Nov 6, 2006

Why do kammi Cazzie x trail drivers wear crash helmets. . .

The Mad Hat Man · Nov 7, 2006

its because they put safety and reliability before looks!

sorry Slob - felt I had to reply

slob · Nov 7, 2006

and i was gonna say its because they think that its looks really cool

The Mad Hat Man · Nov 7, 2006

morning Slob

slob · Nov 7, 2006

mornin daft

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