I would just like to say

Chicken pie wiv Roquefort cream sauce, etc tonite!
Yum Yum looking forward to it!

Stanleysteamer said:

Chicken pie wiv Roquefort cream sauce, etc tonite!
Yum Yum looking forward to it!

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That sounds most appetizing.

Stanleysteamer said:

Oh No!
Not the dirty boots number, when WILL you learn?!
YOUR phone rang and she fecked off with it into the room?
Who does she think you have been speaking too?
Or are you posting on here while on the phone as well?
don't go multi-tasking like that!
She'll have you loading the dishwasher while cooking dinner and cracking walnuts with your left foot!
AND you made her a cup o tea!

You've still got to get out from under the dirty boots.
Wifey has just found a ring from a mug on our posh hallstand thing. OOPS!
So faint I'm claiming no knowledge!

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Oh yes plead the 5th..
Nope she went off to phone someone with hers, she said I shout n laugh when im on the phone
so off she went Good tip I will only do single tasking things from now on.
Yup I was on the phone and on here wiv my laptop. Us boys can kiss n fk at the same time

derwendolly said:

That sounds most appetizing.

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Wiv peas in it as well.
Dunno how many more slices of cheap roquefort we have left from last visit to Frogland.

I have been over used and abused once more at the "House Of Doom". A good few hours of hard (slave) labour for no reward, no food, and only 2 cups of tea all sodding day; all to do someone else's garden makeover and install fencing.
All we have to show for our efforts so far is this, only 18 more panels to go.
My knee has failed and I am unable to put any lateral pressure on my right leg as a result.
Maybe a good nights rest will help.

kevstar said:

Oh yes plead the 5th..
Nope she went off to phone someone with hers, she said I shout n laugh when im on the phone
so off she went Good tip I will only do single tasking things from now on.
Yup I was on the phone and on here wiv my laptop. Us boys can kiss n fk at the same time

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That's luvmakin that is! (And what you can do wiv yur middlefinger is nobody's business!!)

I get told off for shouting and laughing when Wifey is on the phone too, and if she does a zoom with her sewing mates she goes and does it in the bedroom otherwise I pop in the background, wave, smile and generally "Say Hello!"

DanClarke said:

I have been over used and abused once more at the "House Of Doom". A good few hours of hard (slave) labour for no reward, no food, and only 2 cups of tea all sodding day; all to do someone else's garden makeover and install fencing.
All we have to show for our efforts so far is this, only 18 more panels to go.
My knee has failed and I am unable to put any lateral pressure on my right leg as a result.
Maybe a good nights rest will help.

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If you come here and replicate that, you can have as much tea and biscuits as you want

DanClarke said:

I have been over used and abused once more at the "House Of Doom". A good few hours of hard (slave) labour for no reward, no food, and only 2 cups of tea all sodding day; all to do someone else's garden makeover and install fencing.
All we have to show for our efforts so far is this, only 18 more panels to go.
My knee has failed and I am unable to put any lateral pressure on my right leg as a result.
Maybe a good nights rest will help.

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Dan, Dan DAN!
You've been a really naughty boy.
How many times have we told you to look after yourself?
And this is what you go and do?
Consider yourself thoroughly chastised.
I hereby confine you to barracks for two weeks on a diet of beer and crisps, with the odd meal thrown in by Mrs C

My Old Landy said:

If you come here and replicate that, you can have as much tea and biscuits as you want

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A truly generous offer, but sadly after this I shall be all fenced out.

My Old Landy said:

If you come here and replicate that, you can have as much tea and biscuits as you want

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+1 to that except, no actually, not unless you come with mobile heavy lifting gear and we throw in free knee supports.
and it'll be beer and sangridges round ere!

DanClarke said:

A truly generous offer, but sadly after this I shall be all fenced out.

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Chips, Pizza, Curry, whatever takes your fancy? I can also let you have a play in the workshop....

Stanleysteamer said:

+1 to that except, no actually, not unless you come with mobile heavy lifting gear and we throw in free knee supports.
and it'll be beer and sangridges round ere!

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Well, that's no good for me, I don't drink!

My Old Landy said:

Well, that's no good for me, I don't drink!

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Ah, but you wouldn't be drinking it, you'll be on the tea!

Stanleysteamer said:

Dan, Dan DAN!
You've been a really naughty boy.
How many times have we told you to look after yourself?
And this is what you go and do?
Consider yourself thoroughly chastised.
I hereby confine you to barracks for two weeks on a diet of beer and crisps, with the odd meal thrown in by Mrs C

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Oh if only!
I think it was the carrying of the 8' concrete posts and the gravel boards that has done it more than anything else. Tom has done all the truly hard graft of post-hole digging.
I just helped carry the posts and gravel boards and panels through from the front drive and helped align the posts/boards and hold stuff while the concrete goes in the hole.
It is looking good. I do not get my DIL at all. She must feel embarrassed or something because she hid upstairs all day.

DanClarke said:

Oh if only!
I think it was the carrying of the 8' concrete posts and the gravel boards that has done it more than anything else. Tom has done all the truly hard graft of post-hole digging.
I just helped carry the posts and gravel boards and panels through from the front drive and helped align the posts/boards and hold stuff while the concrete goes in the hole.
It is looking good. I do not get my DIL at all. She must feel embarrassed or something because she hid upstairs all day.

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I have carried and stood up concrete fence posts and gravel boards, and I am not as fit as you, so I know how heavy the feckers are. Well done mate!
Trouble with this sort of thing, in my case it was wheel barrowing loads of gravel 100 metres at a time over fairly rough
terrain, is that if you get a twinge you ignore it and then only when it is too late do you discover you should have quit when you were ahead.
Maybe DIL has discovered a conscience and is scared to do something about it.
Put your bill in an envelope and shove it through the door!

DanClarke said:

Oh if only!
I think it was the carrying of the 8' concrete posts and the gravel boards that has done it more than anything else. Tom has done all the truly hard graft of post-hole digging.
I just helped carry the posts and gravel boards and panels through from the front drive and helped align the posts/boards and hold stuff while the concrete goes in the hole.
It is looking good. I do not get my DIL at all. She must feel embarrassed or something because she hid upstairs all day.

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And yes, it is looking good. Those posts need to be in so precisely.
Well done to both of you!

My Old Landy said:

Back from a trip to the local tip (first time in 18 months). You have to prove your address now. Then you get inspected and charged for random stuff. These are strange times indeed.

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They have never inspected any of my stuff.
I even had a few old internal doors strapped on the roof the weekend.
I wait till they are mot looking before I “leave” items they try to charge me for.. like tyres & oil

kevstar said:

Eye but when its tipped oot its at the top

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Our wheely bins lift high and tip int machine so they can't see what comes oat. I fort his would be the same.

Chuck pukka pie, chips un pea's ter nite. Dun't tell land rover eye gottid chips. They've run oat.

Good evening from Coventry.
Heading back north again in the morning.
Sun is shining & washed the melted flys off the windscreen.
Why do wipers wipe before allowing water on the screen? So all that happens is you smear the fly