I would just like to say

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kevstar said:
Omg :eek::eek: there's somit Stan doesnt know about :p:p:D
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Why the feck would I, you cheeky cnut!
I don't buy it in this country and in Frogland it is decent proper air dried hardwood or it is sh!te!
I also don't know about redecking a Riva!

The sh!t I DO know about, like when to use the imperfect subjunctive of a French verb, is feck all use in the real world!
So I live my life playing catch up.;)
Frinstance, it took me ages to decide which rad valves to get from Screwfix for the rad in the kitchen, and as I didn't think I'd be getting a TRV, i've already taken the fecker off the wall, so i don't know which is the inlet pipe. Now that is true amateurism for you.
Sod's law, the existing rad valves are nothing like what is available now.:rolleyes: I could have taken em out and transferrred em over, i think, but it would mean buying a feck off big, 1/2 " Allen key, to dig the old tails out of the 1982 rad.
Ain't done it for 30 years and the last time i did it must have got the pipes mixed up, didn't even know the TRV had to be on the inlet. So the fecking TRV buzzed all the time unless it was at full bore!:rolleyes::mad:
As we said the other day, if it's your trade, you don't even have to think about it!
 
kevstar said:
My misses has just said to me do I know what day it is :confused: Errr nopeo_O then she looked at me
in disgust?? She said a year ago just now I was in resus an nearly died.
I wouldnt be here if it wasnt for amazing people in the NHS outstanding people.
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So now you are a Resus Monkey!
Celebrate!
Have a few whiskies/rums on me!:):):):)
 
Stanleysteamer said:
Why the feck would I, you cheeky cnut!
I don't buy it in this country and in Frogland it is decent proper air dried hardwood or it is sh!te!
I also don't know about redecking a Riva!

The sh!t I DO know about, like when to use the imperfect subjunctive of a French verb, is feck all use in the real world!
So I live my life playing catch up.;)
Frinstance, it took me ages to decide which rad valves to get from Screwfix for the rad in the kitchen, and as I didn't think I'd be getting a TRV, i've already taken the fecker off the wall, so i don't know which is the inlet pipe. Now that is true amateurism for you.
Sod's law, the existing rad valves are nothing like what is available now.:rolleyes: I could have taken em out and transferrred em over, i think, but it would mean buying a feck off big, 1/2 " Allen key, to dig the old tails out of the 1982 rad.
Ain't done it for 30 years and the last time i did it must have got the pipes mixed up, didn't even know the TRV had to be on the inlet. So the fecking TRV buzzed all the time unless it was at full bore!:rolleyes::mad:
As we said the other day, if it's your trade, you don't even have to think about it!
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I looked up to you as a superior being of knowledge which comes with maturity but you've
shattered me by calling me a cnut an hurt my feelings :(:(
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Yup im a cheeky coont :D:D
 
kevstar said:
I looked up to you as a superior being of knowledge which comes with maturity but you've
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Yup im a cheeky coont :D:D
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Just keep looking up!
It'll lengthen the time it takes you to get a jowly chin/dewlap!:D:D:D:D:D
 
kevstar said:
Haha I shall pour myself a wee rum only got Royal Salute in the cabinet & no-one to
share it with. ;)
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Wot? No missus in range? Or don't she drink?
Mine does, but then she falls asleep as soon as she gets outside her dinner!
Anyway, fill your glass and chink it against summat, i am clinking with you with the end of the second bot of the red wine we used for our ragout, and then to drink wiv it.
and the cheese!
If you have had a near death experience, like Wifey also did, (died on the operating table and had to be deeply resussed) it tends to influence the rest of your life, and you grab it with both hands and damn well enjoy it.
Cheers mate!:):):):):)
 
Stanleysteamer said:
Wot? No missus in range? Or don't she drink?
Mine does, but then she falls asleep as soon as she gets outside her dinner!
Anyway, fill your glass and chink it against summat, i am clinking with you with the end of the second bot of the red wine we used for our ragout, and then to drink wiv it.
and the cheese!
If you have had a near death experience, like Wifey also did, (died on the operating table and had to be deeply resussed) it tends to influence the rest of your life, and you grab it with both hands and damn well enjoy it.
Cheers mate!:):):):):)
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The misses drinks vodka yuk orible stuff.. red wine n cheese now im hungry lol
Clink clink buddy :D
I was at a job today an a nice chap said to me every time he sees me im smiling its nice to
someone happy an enjoying life. Made me think a bit. It does make you look at the world
in a different way. Your wife will feel the same. Lucky lucky lady. ;)
 
kevstar said:
The misses drinks vodka yuk orible stuff.. red wine n cheese now im hungry lol
Clink clink buddy :D
I was at a job today an a nice chap said to me every time he sees me im smiling its nice to
someone happy an enjoying life. Made me think a bit. It does make you look at the world
in a different way. Your wife will feel the same. Lucky lucky lady. ;)
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She bloody was, almost all peeps her thing happened to died. as she survived she got written up in the Lancet.;)
Anaphlyactic shock due to having herniated discs injected with Kylo Papain. Luckily she was on the operating table when it happened.
Woke up three days later, swollen up like the Michelin Man.
The guy who did my MOT the other day escaped death by heart attack last year, by a hair's breadth. Went into A&E feeling a bit sh!t, off into an ambulance 95 mph through town to another hospital, 3 hours on the table, 5 Stents later, he was fine! Of three arteries, to the heart, two were completely blocked and the third was well down on its usable diameter. Lucky bloke. He's a happy chap!
God bless the NHS eh?:):):)
 
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