I would just like to say

Stanleysteamer · Nov 19, 2020

kevstar said:
Tbh I use my phone torch often as ive always got it with me, plus it has a little stand so it can be angled
upwards. Ive got a full set of extendable mirrors,mags an the grab has been an amazing tool over the
years. A ramp in the garage at home would be a dream.

My stoopid lickle French phone that I hardly ever use has a torch but it is pathetic and only shines out the end. No stand and if it did have one it'd have to be able to hold it upright! lol!
When I realised I'd left my charger and batt holder for my Byblight in the UK, (d-head that I am) I tried to use the phone light to get me to the gate and back every night to lock it up while avoiding the dog shiete. Had to hold it so close to the ground! So bought a new torch and cleaned up the poop a bit more often.

. Three Cockers! Love em to bits but they do produce a bit! We have 6000 sq metres why do they only do it near the house unless we supervise? You can tell we don't have little kids!

Shimsteriom · Nov 19, 2020

Final day tomorrow

I've already got a hotel booked as I know what'll happen at the leaving drinks thingy... I'll go with the intention of just having one or two and then after the fourth or fifth I'll be wondering how the hell I'm going to get home

kevstar · Nov 19, 2020

Stanleysteamer said:
My stoopid lickle French phone that I hardly ever use has a torch but it is pathetic and only shines out the end. No stand and if it did have one it'd have to be able to hold it upright! lol!
When I realised I'd left my charger and batt holder for my Byblight in the UK, (d-head that I am) I tried to use the phone light to get me to the gate and back every night to lock it up while avoiding the dog shiete. Had to hold it so close to the ground! So bought a new torch and cleaned up the poop a bit more often.. Three Cockers! Love em to bits but they do produce a bit! We have 6000 sq metres why do they only do it near the house unless we supervise? You can tell we don't have little kids!

You need a head torch for crimbo in fact ive got caps with led lights on them (somewhere)
They are good for poo patrol in the dark I must have a look for them.

Shimsteriom · Nov 19, 2020

kevstar said:
They are good for poo patrol in the dark I must have a look for them.

Try pooing in the toilet

Stanleysteamer · Nov 19, 2020

kevstar said:
You need a head torch for crimbo in fact ive got caps with led lights on them (somewhere)
They are good for poo patrol in the dark I must have a look for them.

I have two head torches and even wifey has one. Only prob is working on a Disco flat on the gravel or maybe jacked up just a bit with an axle stand under it, the batt container on the back catches on stuff. Bett get myself a more moderner one with batts in the bulb bit. but mine is good and powerful with 4 settings etc. Tothern int quite so good but is better than nowt.
How did our ancestor mechanics work without em?! lol

Stanleysteamer · Nov 19, 2020

Shimsteriom said:
Final day tomorrow

I've already got a hotel booked as I know what'll happen at the leaving drinks thingy... I'll go with the intention of just having one or two and then after the fourth or fifth I'll be wondering how the hell I'm going to get home

Don't they do taxis or would the journey be too long?

Stanleysteamer · Nov 19, 2020

Shimsteriom said:
Try pooing in the toilet

I'd love it if our 3 Cockers could use a loo AND wipe their bums!

Shimsteriom · Nov 19, 2020

Stanleysteamer said:
Don't they do taxis or would the journey be too long?

It would cost about £50 to get a taxi home but a hotel is just £30

kevstar · Nov 19, 2020

Shimsteriom said:
Try pooing in the toilet

That's no fun I like to get back on the people who let there dog sh!te about here, I catch them on the cctv
then I go & tee up on there front lawn

kevstar · Nov 19, 2020

Shimsteriom said:
Final day tomorrow

I've already got a hotel booked as I know what'll happen at the leaving drinks thingy... I'll go with the intention of just having one or two and then after the fourth or fifth I'll be wondering how the hell I'm going to get home

Big fest the morra then ..........Enjoy lol

Stanleysteamer · Nov 19, 2020

Shimsteriom said:
It would cost about £50 to get a taxi home but a hotel is just £30

Hotel's is cheep where you live!

Stanleysteamer · Nov 19, 2020

kevstar said:
That's no fun I like to get back on the people who let there dog sh!te about here, I catch them on the cctv
then I go & tee up on there front lawn

Wonder if your DNA is on register somewhere, if not it soon will be!

Shimsteriom · Nov 19, 2020

Stanleysteamer said:
Hotel's is cheep where you live!

It helps that the hotel has effectively closed to off-Islanders.
It's a local hotel for local people see.

Stanleysteamer · Nov 19, 2020

Shimsteriom said:
Final day tomorrow

I've already got a hotel booked as I know what'll happen at the leaving drinks thingy... I'll go with the intention of just having one or two and then after the fourth or fifth I'll be wondering how the hell I'm going to get home

Watch out for the female who has fancied you for ages but didn't dare do anything, until the day you leave.

My Dad got caught that way, and he musta been about 55

and I got caught twice that way. quite a shock!

Have a laugh anyway!

Shimsteriom · Nov 19, 2020

kevstar said:
Big fest the morra then ..........Enjoy lol

I know you'd like to attend but hey ho.....

kevstar · Nov 19, 2020

Stanleysteamer said:
Wonder if your DNA is on register somewhere, if not it soon will be!

Hope not

Stanleysteamer · Nov 19, 2020

Shimsteriom said:
It helps that the hotel has effectively closed to off-Islanders.
It's a local hotel for local people see.

So no ballroom then! (Old joke time!)

Shimsteriom · Nov 19, 2020

Stanleysteamer said:
Watch out for the female who has fancied you for ages but didn't dare do anything, until the day you leave.

FFS... don't say that.

There is this one woman who has always had been delusional in that she thinks everyone fancies her.

Stanleysteamer · Nov 19, 2020

Shimsteriom said:
FFS... don't say that.
There is this one woman who has always had been delusional in that she thinks everyone fancies her.

Oh no, not that sort, they are not the problem.
It's the quiet ones who suddenly throw off their shells!......

Shimsteriom · Nov 19, 2020

Stanleysteamer said:
So no ballroom then!

Is that the same as a ball pit?

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