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"Salmonella, here we come!"Chop its head n feet off, wipe its 4rse and eat it
Actually it cam almost be classed as red meat so maybe not!!!
I love the breasts grilled on a barbie fired by vine stocks. yum yum!
"Salmonella, here we come!"Chop its head n feet off, wipe its 4rse and eat it
Oh no, another posh bloke .I love the breasts grilled on a barbie fired by vine stocks. yum yum!
"Fu ck off peasant!"Oh no, another posh bloke .
You is eatin a lot later than us, and we don't rush it. but the weather is amazin isn't it? How is you going to cook 'em?
I'm all slavering now, bugre you! Wifey has promised me a nice lamb chop tonite, we'll see! (For once she is cookin!)Not late here this is tea time (we are 2hrs ahead). Not going on BBQ (to lazy to light it today) probably go on the cast iron plate seared then left on skin till they plump up still red/pink inside, with a nice salad and homemade coleslaw
Wanna come round?
Oppss no don’t come not enough
J
Well, me being a paysanne I'd have to come and nick yoursSo how would you do 'em?
Haven't come across you before so don't know, and your profile tells me nothing, but you are aware that a "paysan" is a male and a "paysanne" is a female?Well, me being a paysanne I'd have to come and nick yours
It’s already 4 pints past here and time to cook a couple of nice duck breasts
J
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/...upe_de_fruits_-_Nicolas_Tournier_Inv.1179.jpgWell, me being a paysanne I'd have to come and nick yours
Seems my french teacher was right when I got failed at 'O' level french in 1970. But I got a grade one metal work , something useful.but you are aware that a "paysan" is a male and a "paysanne" is a female?
Just sayin!
You might be one year older than me then cos I took my O levels in 1970 too, but I took 'em at 15 cos I went to a posh skool! Got the French, but was unfortunately unable to do metalwork, we did things like fu ckin Latin!. Too posh!Seems my french teacher was right when I got failed at 'O' level french in 1970. But I got a grade one metal work , something useful.
hope they’re home reared
So I'm sat enjoying a glass of Austrian Gruner when I notice the **** tyres on the Defender, in fact the same tyres that have phooked my steering box. I have 16 inch modulars with some bell end moon raker tyres as the deal was too good to pass. What I want is a small tyre that take the stress off the steering box and effectively lowers the Drover as the basted thing won't go in the garage anymore. Anyway, without having a PHD in rubber what basted tyres will fit this clusterphook so I can eek out a deal?
I think I've just driven too many basted defenders this year and need a break, and relax.
@Hicap phill
@neilly
@My Old Landy
16” wheels is the way forward, oh!! And backwards ha haI had some wellgo specials on 15s when I got it and in hindsight I shoulda just kept them. Maybe a 15” wheels is betterer
16” wheels is the way forward, oh!! And backwards ha ha
@doriz i only had Avon rangemasters.
Just been given 5 nice tyres/rims as payment for collecting & fitting 5 other rims/tyres.
Don’t do chunky off road tyres.
15” look weird on a defender.
Chop some out the spring to lower it
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