I would just like to say

Hicap phill · May 22, 2020

doriz said:
I'm only trying to help @Hicap phill who is likely to eat on his own. As you are no stranger to an inflatable partner I thought you could help him out...has he PM'd you?

I’m not going to be eating alone tonight...

Just waiting for tea to be collected/delivered.

there are a few good spots round here for cars ,birdlip has some nice views but has a height barrier

as for PM @kurtjohnson10 it sounds better than poking him(I was told

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doriz · May 22, 2020

kurtjohnson10 said:
Not yet and inflatables are not my thing anymore. Not after that amazing bumming session i had with you. You made me realise it is not wrong to have someone eses poop on my willy.

Kin'ell Burt I thought that was our secret

Hicap phill · May 22, 2020

I do miss @Mackers wild wine induced banter.
Hope he’s well

Hicap phill · May 22, 2020

doriz said:
Kin'ell Burt I thought that was our secret

It’s only a secret if he does not share the photos

kurtjohnson10 · May 22, 2020

Hicap phill said:
I’m not going to be eating alone tonight...
Just waiting for tea to be collected/delivered.

there are a few good spots round here for cars ,birdlip has some nice views but has a height barrier

as for PM @kurtjohnson10 it sounds better than poking him(I was told)

Thats the last time i let you use my electric butt plug!!!!!
You have really offended me !!!

kurtjohnson10 · May 22, 2020

doriz said:
Kin'ell Burt I thought that was our secret

No secrets in the bumming world. I like to be up front about it as you would know

Beneagles · May 22, 2020

Hicap phill said:
I’m not going to be eating alone tonight...
Just waiting for tea to be collected/delivered.

If the cab's a rockin'
don't come knockin'

kurtjohnson10 · May 22, 2020

Hicap phill said:
I do miss @Mackers wild wine induced banter.
Hope he’s well

He is at Bumfest in Germany. He was there before the lock down. He will get a flight back as soon as his rusty sheriffs badge has healed.

Hicap phill · May 22, 2020

Tea has arrived & finally caught up with the Mrs & her hand. She had a spiral fracture to the right little finger.
She sends @kurtjohnson10 her regards

kurtjohnson10 · May 22, 2020

Hicap phill said:
Tea has arrived & finally caught up with the Mrs & her hand. She had a spiral fracture to the right little finger.
She sends @kurtjohnson10 her regards
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the old shocker or spocker caused that? tell her take her rings off next time. they scratch the old love tunnel

Turktowner · May 22, 2020

Ere people! Nice fred?

Hicap phill · May 22, 2020

kurtjohnson10 said:
the old shocker or spocker caused that? tell her take her rings off next time. they scratch the old love tunnel

Dam horses...fair play she drove herself to hospital & back
Don’t worry about the ring she don’t wear them. Wedding rings are titanium.

kurtjohnson10 · May 22, 2020

Hicap phill said:
Dam horses...fair play she drove herself to hospital & back
Don’t worry about the ring she don’t wear them. Wedding rings are titanium.

hope she gets well soon mate

Hippo · May 22, 2020

Ah tuk laybul oft andul ov me taybul sor an seeder metul rod wivva pin frewwit. Plastic frompt andul ad broke'd oft un spinnin un doing nowt. So ah use plyurs poked frew ter turn pin un rod un eye cud lowa un rayse the blade. So that be ok eferrabit. Eye wur then aybul ter mayker tennon wivvit un it be easyur than yer does wivva chop sor.

Eye also adda luk ow ter tayk the platic oft un keep everyfink connectid ter taybul so eye can mownt it int biggerer wud.

Me sparrars be bizy eatid me wurms. They be gerrin used ter me been erbowt. Won flowd darn ter wurms un it seed eye wur thar int cornur 14 fut erway lokin gayt. Layter ont eye seed 4 of em flowd darn ter me burd bafs. Won stayed farra bit longa un adda wosh.

derwendolly · May 22, 2020

Hippo said:
Ah tuk laybul oft andul ov me taybul sor an seeder metul rod wivva pin frewwit. Plastic frompt andul ad broke'd oft un spinnin un doing nowt. So ah use plyurs poked frew ter turn pin un rod un eye cud lowa un rayse the blade. So that be ok eferrabit. Eye wur then aybul ter mayker tennon wivvit un it be easyur than yer does wivva chop sor.sor.

Eye also adda luk ow ter tayk the platic oft un kerp everyfink connectid ter taybul so eye can mownt it int biggerer wud.

Me sparrars be bizy eatid me wirms. They be gerrin used ter me been erbowt. Won flowd darn ter wurms un it seed eye wur thar int cornur 14 fut erway lokin gayt. Lauter ont eye seed 4 of em flowd darn ter me bud bafs. Won stayed farra bit longa un adda wosh.

I 'ope you give 'im a nice soft towel to dry 'imself on.

Shimsteriom · May 23, 2020

Nite All

Hippo · May 23, 2020

Am garn fud choppin terday. Am garn toolstayton ferra mortice marka un screwdfix ferra bevul marka un screws. Payd ont lyne fer colect int chop.

Nite

DevonGuy · May 23, 2020

Gude mornin orl.
Us boys ev ved burds, em ev suet blocks wiv fruit, villed coconut arves, angin' zeed veeder an zunvlower hearts. Us goin veedin chickins now. Us ev ter go past Polly Tunnelle ont way ter chickins so us tryin not ter get oaver excited. Us be diztracted bai er curves.

derwendolly · May 23, 2020

Just 'ad an 'eavy shower, even the wee dog ran for shelter somewhere in't garden.

Turktowner · May 23, 2020

Bright an VERY breezy here. Looking betterer for tomorrow and Monday.

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