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Breakfast burrito?
Now, now we are not Merkins
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Rather a Turk than a Merk
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I had a mate was a taxi driver.
After a night out he'd buy two fully loaded donners on the way home and leave one in his pocket for breakfast.
He weren't Turkish neever.
But he WAS a fat bastid
After a night out he'd buy two fully loaded donners on the way home and leave one in his pocket for breakfast.
He weren't Turkish neever.
But he WAS a fat bastid
doriz
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I had a mate was a taxi driver.
After a night out he'd buy two fully loaded donners on the way home and leave one in his pocket for breakfast.
He weren't Turkish neever.
But he WAS a fat bastid
I've never understood this unwritten rule that you have to be sozzled to eat a kebab - I ain't had one for years, as my body is a mosque, but they are nice.
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I did leave the shop with a disappointed look on my face but at least I managed to get a new gun... the only one they had!
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I did leave the shop with a disappointed look on my face but at least I managed to get a new gun... the only one they had!
Wallmart?
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Wallmart wouldn't know where my Island is.
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If there isn't any left you've started a shotgun panic buying situation - right I'm off out to buy a gun just in case there is a shortage.
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I gots a gloo gun
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what will ya be glooin' ?
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His eyes together
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Gots a Tratter..
Who told you about that! It only happened the once! Bloody eye drop bottle should be a different shape!
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Good evening from Cirencester.
Guess who has not made it home
So sat now waiting for a burger delivery & a lay by Date night.
Guess who has not made it home
So sat now waiting for a burger delivery & a lay by Date night.
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Good evening from Cirencester.
Guess who has not made it home
So sat now waiting for a burger delivery & a lay by Date night.
you got an inflatable girlfriend with you, if not PM @kurtjohnson10
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I am on Lock down, i would not travel to Cirencester unless there was any good bumming hot spots on the way. Could you send me that list of ones you frequent i lost it last time i was out with you cruising.
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I'm only trying to help @Hicap phill who is likely to eat on his own. As you are no stranger to an inflatable partner I thought you could help him out...has he PM'd you?
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Not yet and inflatables are not my thing anymore. Not after that amazing bumming session i had with you. You made me realise it is not wrong to have someone elses poop on my willy.
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