the second coming!

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little nay

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got bored at work today and got to thinking. if the world ended tomorrow and the good lord came down from heaven to claim his own, what would he come down in? may be a series as he believes in suffering! maybe a defender cos he doesn't want to suffer that much. May be a gaylander as he is coming to save all those broken souls. may be a disco cos he doesn't want to appear to rich or maybe a rangie cos he is just a flash bast**d.

i think i need a more stimulating job! but come on lads, wot would be gods landy?:)
 
god will arrive in an Overfinch rangie with all the bits.

thats cause god is female and black!
 
slob said:
how can gawd be female?? dunt it say in yer actual bible that HE tooked one of HIS ribs to make a woman
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nah - he took one of Adam's ribs - that's why the wimmin are always trying to get a bit more of us.:eek:
 
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