The "dog" Thread

[the hooded claw]

Ok .....

My Dog cost me 87,000 Quid ........WHY?? We did a Heating job fer the RSPCA & the Buggers never paid us .....But they did let me have a Collie X puppy.


thonly thing I got out of the job ..................Oh! & before anyone asks ....My dog is the Black & white thing in the photo ......the other is the Missus!! .............eeeerrrrrrr then again ,,,,,


Ooopppss!!! can't type now fingers crushed by rolling pin !!!!!!

 

[Pikey]

Fook me I hope that collie has been crossed wiv a dachund!!

 

[the hooded claw]

Fook me I hope that collie has been crossed wiv a dachund!!

No!!...........but she has got "Fairly" short legs!!!!!

 

[Trewey]

 

[Pikey]

My brother's Alsation/Wolf cross..

 

[david451]

Ok .....

My Dog cost me 87,000 Quid ........WHY?? We did a Heating job fer the RSPCA & the Buggers never paid us .....But they did let me have a Collie X puppy.


thonly thing I got out of the job ..................Oh! & before anyone asks ....My dog is the Black & white thing in the photo ......the other is the Missus!! .............eeeerrrrrrr then again ,,,,,


Ooopppss!!! can't type now fingers crushed by rolling pin !!!!!!

If it were me mate for £87,0000 quid debt the dogs head would have been chopped off and found in the fokers bed. In terms of crushed fingers, that's the starting point. Here's a fookin puppy indeed.

I need somebody to fit a solar heating system, you interested?

 

[choppa]

amy winehouse , she's a dog ...

 

[david451]

amy winehouse , she's a dog ...

She once was pretty, before the drugs,

Anyway me dogs

 

[TheVengefulElephant]

Pepper, the fatty border collie

 

[bustersbus]

Galla Dubh, ma wee dug ...

 

[TheVengefulElephant]

Not so wee anymore is she buster!!

 

[the hooded claw]

BUGGER !!!! I was just gonna say that meself!!!!

 

[bustersbus]

Not so wee anymore is she buster!!

Nah, she's all growed up Nellie
She's nearly 3 yrs auld

 

[bustersbus]

BUGGER !!!! I was just gonna say that meself!!!!

Wakey wakey! Nae wonder ye couldn't catch Penelope Pitstop

 

[TheVengefulElephant]

Doesn't take long does it! Our friend farmer james got a new black lab puppy molly a while back now, she's gorgeous, beautifully bred, she's being brought up as a gun dog now. she could sit in your hand a few months ago, but now she barely fits in the ifor back laid down haha.

 

[bustersbus]

Doesn't take long does it! Our friend farmer james got a new black lab puppy molly a while back now, she's gorgeous, beautifully bred, she's being brought up as a gun dog now. she could sit in your hand a few months ago, but now she barely fits in the ifor back laid down haha.

nice one Mines is used tae the gun aswell. When ever she hears the keys goin' into the gun cabinet, she's right by my side waitin' until ah pull a gun out then she's almost doin' cartwheels!!! Ah think ah ****ed her off the other day tho'! Ah was meant tae be goin' pigeon shootin', got me gear together and phoned me mate to say ah was ready... He had to call it off for some reason or another.. and me dog took the huff!!! She was even more huffed with me cos ah left her at home that night to do some lampin' with another mate

 

[TheVengefulElephant]

aw no! That's just mean daddy buster

 

[bustersbus]

aw no! That's just mean daddy buster

Ah know!!! Wasnae my fault!

 

[TheVengefulElephant]

Hee hee, I'll let yer off then

 

[bustersbus]

Hee hee, I'll let yer off then

Cheers Even the dog's forgiven me........... now