Mings vitual off road trip

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Nice swimmin in the yella lake in ya thunders aint it carty[save me washin them fer a nother month] phckin hell slob was that er belly flop, oh sorry jist er big man,flippy take that stupid hat orft. . . .
 
Mean while back at zog palace,after zog aller cart menu un zog best purple palace whine. . . .eh speech by emperor ming himself, , , ,clap clap clap, . . . . . .Er , , ,,gulp ,parp,glug jush liker a shay em er ya alls smy beshtes smals ,parp ,a toast . . .,um to the bar ,mondos payin ,hic glug. . . . .:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
mornin all, reet today we are going ta drive through a zog forest along side diamond river up winged men mountin to zogs biggest volcano called smog, its a bit rugged up there so me and porky will lead the way,on way back will take the back road and stop orft fer grub,got ta be back fer 7pm for take orft back ta earth. . . . . .:) :) :)
 
This volcano thingy!?:eek:

Is that the grumblin, growlin noises i heard last night?:confused:

Oh no its ok ming!
It wer just floppy and flyboy havin a moan ! agen :rolleyes: ;)

Rite then!!! wot time we off?? :D
 
Smirk, yep i heard that grumblin as well [thought we was in fer a storm], reet were away , oh oh swarm uh winged men on yer right mondo just ignore em,dont take any sweets of er em,mind that rut [do you know how ta drive porky] sorry bout ma mutt. . . .:D :) :p
 
phew!!! that winged men mountin was tough, dont breath in the pink smoke from the volcano ,its a bit like poor ole bobs whackey, beer anyone ,zog beer called sming, from mings brewery[snigger]. . . .:D :) :p
 
Ave anoffer beer mondo. . .as long as were back at palace and packed by 8pm its gonna take 2hrs ta get back,ta earth as we have ta re -route bit ah trouble wiv a fleet er clingons near ur-ainus , need ta keep away from that, could be messy. . . .:eek:
 
That dip in the yella lake sorted out me clingons ta very much;) :D

Just nippin back upt to top ot volcano, fill some empty pop bottles up wi this pink smoke stuff.:D
Little prezzy fer slob when we get back:rolleyes: :p
 
Reet. . . all loaded un strapped in,well get away from zogs gravity in about 2secs ur take bout 2hrs as were taking long route ,ok glow plugs on, plutonium liquidation rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrphutrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsplut whoooooooooooooooosh ,ok porky take over i'm going ta the bar. . . . . .;)
 
okey dokey landin lights on [switch that torch on mondo] reverse thrust,nice your misses carty, er gulp bit fast . . . .flippy stick yer silly hat out er porthole, that better, that whine in noise is nuffing ta be scared of,jest floppy's mate flygirl havin a moan, oh no we er miss calculated floppy hat- ta drag ratio were heading straight fer the gulp . . . .tractor pub,can see a yellow disco and ah loada tractors parked up, handy ave a quick one,brace yourselves. . . . .smashhhhh kerunchhhh. . . . .skereeech!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Help! you've left me behind. I was that bored with having to pull you up your piffling little hills and little yellow puddles that made your windows fall off every time you drove through them I went for a nap and you've gone and left me behind.
 
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