Mings vitual off road trip

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Reet lads time fer a drink,porky dont touch that destroy all tracter button not bin tested yet, pint er red eye barsterard ,glug glug drinks on me lads wot ya havin. . . .
 
I'm sorry about that puddle I get exited on trips I'll have an intergalactic gargle blaster, meet the wife she wants sex on the beach...do I need a helmet in space I've got mine here mrs cartmans holding it, look its purple and shiny...:D
 
Gulp . . .here ya drink carty and a i'll give ya wife one. . .as well, na ya dont need ta get yer elmet out, wate less pool anyone, , ,porky,captain speakin 3x light speed, , , ,phuckin bells,that the 10x ya daft mutt,carty jist disapeared to the rear er the rocket,aint had is drink,,glug glug ,oh well. . . . . .
 
OK ey dokey ,were ere that twinkle on top oh that hill is ming palace ,all yer motors unloaded, jist follow me and we will park up and spit roast, und free drinks in palace bar. . . .all rooms wiv on sweet ,fraid its all zog talk on tv ,sorry bout the pink sky,should be purple in mornin, a butler each just ask im and ele sort it ,meet ya at the bar. . .oh dont take any notice of the winged men there a bit. . .er you know. . .um happy ta see ya . . . . . . .:D :D :D
 
Oh!
Sorry carty .... flop!
dint realise there wer a que for the bog!:eek:

I just got cumfy.. then it went all dark and me trousers got sucked out the bottom o the door:eek: :eek:

Erm! there int any bog roll left either !
pass us some news paper will yer?:D
 
Reet we will drive up alien mountain its all blue dust un sand no mud on zog, er watch out fer the sand one eyed monsters, they like ta eat earthlings [smirk]then when we git ta top well drive down ta yellow lake,and ave a swim un barby,then take the back road back ta palace, and swim in palace pool grub at 8pm earth time, then bar open all night. . .
 
mondo said:
Dose this blue ****e wash off ?
Or do we av to look like a smurf for the rest o the weekend:rolleyes: :p
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Um its only virtual blue sand i fink!!! then again , , ,yer right ive got it on me, , ,its. . . . gulp real. . .
 
Ok so I look like poppa smurf, got me snorkel on an i'm goin in the yeller lake. mrs cartmans avin a scrap wiv a red eyed monster (don't fancy his chances!) and I can't find me flippers...this yeller lake smells funny you peed in eer flop?...:D
 
cartman690 said:
Ok so I look like poppa smurf, got me snorkel on an i'm goin in the yeller lake. mrs cartmans avin a scrap wiv a red eyed monster (don't fancy his chances!) and I can't find me flippers...this yeller lake smells funny you peed in eer flop?...:D
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Fink i'll join ya carty gota get this blue ****e orft,your mrs knocked hell outa that one eyed sand monster, she done that afore?. . . . . :rolleyes:
 
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