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Just rear the whole of this thread.
Only one thing to say to zippo ref his saab, as a fellow saab owner i hope yours is older than 2005 modelcoz if not you wanna be changin the oil regular as saab made a monumental **** up with the oil pick up design and using an alloy pump!
The problem being emulsifying oil returning from turbo blocking stainer in sump causing oil pump to disintegrate and thus blocking oil feed to timing chain tensioner causing chain to run slack, top end starved of oil and causing valve wear and best of all bottom end gets no oil either!
But bein a well educated man you know all this and as for porsche be a real man and buy the proper turbo version, but above all else take yer head and shove it back up yer arse. People in cheshire think it smells of **** just coz the farming. Not true they just all live in dark smelly places
 
Northern Irelander said:
I see your point Cashy........
But this is a forum! not a chat room!

Many people come on here for sound advise, this is a technical forum, mainly for techie issues.

The last thing they want to hear is........... sell it! get a defender. Much of the humor is far from light hearted, sometimes personal and usually crosses the line from the outset.

Accompanied with the echoes of laughter from A.Heckler, plus full slagging match from Statler & Waldorf on the balcony.

We can all be keyboard heroes, if any banter is to happen then it should be directed to the Anything goes sub-forum

The big guns (established members) only get away with it cos this forum is'nt as heavily moderated as other forums are.

Recognise anyone below?
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did you not read the first bit o the post .
 
cashybai said:
S'alright if ya do it properly. Had enuf squaddies inthe back of the puma in NI might disagree...:(
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we shud of pulled out and nuked the place ... like we shud with da afghans n iraquis if they wana die for there beliefs let em die but dont use our soldiers
 
Zippy said:
As for ''Big Guns'' dont make me laugh and will you please stop the incessant bottom worshipping of them.
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point of order zippy old chap (assuming you is male 'cos you refer to your wifes freelander, but no offence intended if you is of any other different but no less legitimate persuasion)

It was actually Northern Irelander who first coined the phrase "big guns"

Accuracy at all times if you please.

Assuring you of our very best attention at all times.......
 
bloat1992 said:
we shud of pulled out and nuked the place ... like we shud with da afghans n iraquis if they wana die for there beliefs let em die but dont use our soldiers
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check yer history pal and i think you''ll find it's "we" that started the NI troubles in the first place - seeing as you are having trouble mastering English just be thankfull you've not had to learn how to speak German
 
Sean said:
check yer history pal and i think you''ll find it's "we" that started the NI troubles in the first place - seeing as you are having trouble mastering English just be thankfull you've not had to learn how to speak German
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how do ya figure that owt then. The Irish dint need no elp to kill each other. Samuel Johnson once said "The irish don't know what they want, but they're willing to die for it anyway" an before ya say owt me da's from belfast
 
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