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...but we thought that was the way you liked it?@
'ere it rained all night and it's rained all day - quite torrential most of the time. The rivers are all flowing fast and full.
I would just like to say
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Ahhhh...... well, as I am often "desperate" I guess it must be the "Beano".And which comic have you been reading?
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Well done Dan.
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He was in the Dandy -----
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A big OWe already have a gas stainless rangemaster cause of the new kitchen I thought of getting that for crimbo.
What yous getting your wifes.....
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Made? Yer mean born....and best of all, ee be made ere in UK down in Zummerzet.
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Its wot yer use to clean yerself up if yer norravvin a baff.Question from a tratterer ---- wot's a hoover?
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Eye hassa airo head and longerer flexible toob on ma henrys.
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I don't know why people go on about water leaks in tatters had mine for 19 yrs never had a leak carpets are always dry not garaged No rust all down to lack of maintenance
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They park in a river and the doors fall oft, flushing oot the pig poo.
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Question from a tratterer ---- wot's a hoover?
Its a fing that sucks just like freelander owners
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Mebbe you can train a monkey to pick up dog hairs!
Ive tried she wants a decent hoover.
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As it is now gone half past one I can ring the orspicle to get my mobile number changed as W gets fed up of getting texts that just say "Dear patient" and it could be me or her. I hate using my mobile so much that I always give her number.
Went for a flu jab today, the V attractiver nursy type giving it me said "Oh, someones been her beofre, you've got a bruise" Yep sez I, Covid. so she slipped it in so nicely I didn't feel a thing. I joked with her "Have you done it?!" "Yes" she says, I can do it again if you like!" To which I said "Under other circumstances that would be a lovely offer I would take you up on!"
Bet I get struck off my doc's list now.
Though she did laugh!
Have a good arternoon folks!
Nursy used to be called BOB
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Think ive sold my tratter project so need to find somit else to take its place....
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