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...but we thought that was the way you liked it?@
'ere it rained all night and it's rained all day - quite torrential most of the time. The rivers are all flowing fast and full.
...but we thought that was the way you liked it?@
'ere it rained all night and it's rained all day - quite torrential most of the time. The rivers are all flowing fast and full.
...but we thought that was the way you liked it?
Ahhhh...... well, as I am often "desperate" I guess it must be the "Beano".And which comic have you been reading?
Well done Dan.Ahhhh...... well, as I am often "desperate" I guess it must be the "Beano".
He was in the Dandy -----Ahhhh...... well, as I am often "desperate" I guess it must be the "Beano".
A big OWe already have a gas stainless rangemaster cause of the new kitchen I thought of getting that for crimbo.
What yous getting your wifes.....
Be with hippos squirrel for crimbo thenYou get your missus a domestic appliance fer Crispmus?
Gerra nyon, will be a cheaper dent in the fryin pan.
Eye is takin herself off to a cabin inna trees fur Crispmus. Sod the rest of em.
Made? Yer mean born....and best of all, ee be made ere in UK down in Zummerzet.
Its wot yer use to clean yerself up if yer norravvin a baff.Question from a tratterer ---- wot's a hoover?
Eye hassa airo head and longerer flexible toob on ma henrys.Used one for years cleaning offices.
a) The standard issue head is hard work, gerra Turbo type instead.
b) His lidl face int so cute when he constantly jams up against table legs, chairs, filing cabinet and door frames.
Good for me tratter (annually) and wood burner though.
I don't know why people go on about water leaks in tatters had mine for 19 yrs never had a leak carpets are always dry not garaged No rust all down to lack of maintenanceMust be like a power drill. Drill a couple of holes in the floor to let the water out.
They park in a river and the doors fall oft, flushing oot the pig poo.A tratterer requires a special type of hoover
…it’s called a wet-and-dry, what for sucking all the leaky water up.
More like assembledMade? Yer mean born.
Question from a tratterer ---- wot's a hoover?
Mebbe you can train a monkey to pick up dog hairs!
As it is now gone half past one I can ring the orspicle to get my mobile number changed as W gets fed up of getting texts that just say "Dear patient" and it could be me or her. I hate using my mobile so much that I always give her number. and the n umber is really easy to remember!!
Went for a flu jab today, the V attractiver nursy type giving it me said "Oh, someones been her beofre, you've got a bruise" Yep sez I, Covid. so she slipped it in so nicely I didn't feel a thing. I joked with her "Have you done it?!" "Yes" she says, I can do it again if you like!" To which I said "Under other circumstances that would be a lovely offer I would take you up on!"
Bet I get struck off my doc's list now.
Though she did laugh!
Have a good arternoon folks!
A rusty skip.Think ive sold my tratter project so need to find somit else to take its place....
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