Lol.. tbh now I've realised the numpties really do feel superior I'm even more pleased I sold my uber-ghey 90 with it's monster Insa Turbo testicle substitutes, phallus bars and +2" cock extention..
Well that is if you still had a Defender that morning because it's going to get nicked sooner or later.. and it's a good job Spirit weren't in one because they squash themselves if you turn them over.. weight of the chassis rust acting upon the Kit Kat wrapper bodywork etc..Picture this:
Yer sat in yer biscuit tin in traffic with the fumes from the vehicle by yer side seeping in where other vehicles have seals. After 10 mins frost bite is beginning to set in. You reach for yer torch so yer can find the heater controls. Turn the heater on and it makes no difference. Yer revs the engine a bit in the hope it will warm up the heater but it just makes yer headache worse. Yer pigs in a mood and life as a tratterer is too much to bear. Yer pull yer coat arm over yer hand and begin to try to clear the windscreen. As yer begin to see ahead you remember there's a blue Freelander in front. Still clearing the windscreen yer begin to curse the cold weather. Yer pig looks at the Freelander and ses "that's got a rear heated window. And heated seats. And a heater that works."
And the rest is history. Or for those that haven't done it yet, the future. Freelandering is the way forward.
If yer let cats in they will wee and poo in yer tratter.
statty is a cnut
Hippo..!! those rufty tufty Defender types are picking on me again..i dunt own a gaylander,my wifey does,my fenders broken
Careful. He'll whack yer with his handbag. Last time he did this his mascara leaked everywhere.Hippo..!! those rufty tufty Defender types are picking on me again..
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If yer let cats in they will wee and poo in yer tratter.
Ffs.. must mean my railway tunnelling prog is finishing then..Tog gear is about to start.
What have I missed? I likes tunnels and trains.Ffs.. must mean my railway tunnelling prog is finishing then..
Yep found that one. Can I assume it's a repeat of the programme they showed before? There was a small series of them about the new train tunnel. LR drove an evoke soft top down it on recent you tube video's.
I seen the LR vids.. not sure if it's the same series but I didn't see it before so..
now there is more including me who has towed tratters out of troubleThere's three now
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