I would just like to say

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The electrical over load problem has bin solved. We won't be putting 7 stooooped unnecessary spot lights on top of the tree, as requested by the tratterers. Just the normal tree lights this year. :)

Blurry Gaylanderers coming in here changing the way we haz always done stuff:mad::mad::mad:
At least we won't have a problem finding a fairy for the top of our dimmed down tree this year:rolleyes::rolleyes::p:p:D:D
 
FREELANDERS RULE.

My Freelander is the bestist and has:

Leffer heated comfortable seats.
Comfortable suspension.
Enough power to accelerate 0 to 60mph in 10 seconds.
Brakes that actually work. 67 to 0mph in 4 seconds.
Space for 4 passengers to travel in comfort.
Air conditioning (proper air con - not a hole in the bulkhead)
A heater that works.
Smooth auto gearbox with optional sport mode and manual shift.
Headlights that actually light up the road ahead.
No rust.
A radio you can hear.
4 wheel drive.
Electronic traction control.
ABS.
Hill Descent Control.
Electronic Brake force Distribution.
Boot space big enough to put in everything I need.
A diagnostic socket I can use to fault find it.
Electric windows and mirrors.
Roof bars so I can fit ma roof rack bars.
Go anywhere ability oft road.
Enough power to tow a caravan if I want to be a snail.
Can actually steer round corners and follow the road ahead.
Doesn't have any water leaks.
Looks smart and is presentable.
Doors that dun't fall oft.
Comfortable on long journeys.

Up yours tratterers. :p :bounce:

So its **** then :dance:
 
Well we took a Freelander laning with us yesterday :D:D

We did our easy Sunday route plus Belford as an option for the nutters (obviously not the Freelander although the Diahatsu had a go and wrecked his car)

It didn't do bad, we only had to recover it twice. I had to tow it out of a small stream on the second lane and then we used waffle boards to get it across :D:D Then 200 had to winch it back off a rock on the second to last lane.

The Diahatsu might be wrecked but it didn't get stuck :D:D:D:D:D


I will say its doors didn't fall off though, it went through 3 fords :D:D
 
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Blurry Gaylanderers coming in here changing the way we haz always done stuff:mad::mad::mad:
At least we won't have a problem finding a fairy for the top of our dimmed down tree this year:rolleyes::rolleyes::p:p:D:D
Weren't that long ago I used the same joke on you. I knew yer found it funny the first time. :boink:

http://www.landyzone.co.uk/lz/2844515-post1423.html

So its **** then :dance:
Nope. Freelanders are perfect. :p

Well we took a Freelander laning with us yesterday :D:D

We did our easy Sunday route plus Belford as an option for the nutters (obviously not the Freelander although the Diahatsu had a go and wrecked his car)

It didn't do bad, we only had to recover it twice. I had to tow it out of a small stream on the second lane and then we used waffle boards to get it across :D:D Then 200 had to winch it back off a rock on the second to last lane.

The Diahatsu might be wrecked but it didn't get stuck :D:D:D:D:D

I will say its doors didn't fall off though, it went through 3 fords :D:D
It's nice to know yer started being nice to Freelanders and their owners.

What happened to the diahatsu that killed it? The biggest problem us Freelanderers have is the fact that our Freelanders are also our daily ride. So wrecking them oft road for fun int a good idea. Freelanders are much betterer oft road when driven as if yer stole them, but that means the repair bills are higher and yer can't drive it again until its fixed. We don't like scratching our Freelanders. We like to keep them in pristine condition.
 
Weren't that long ago I used the same joke on you. I knew yer found it funny the first time. :boink:

http://www.landyzone.co.uk/lz/2844515-post1423.html


What happened to the diahatsu that killed it? .

It didn't die, just slightly wrecked :eek:

Belford did it, they were all warned, the Freelander didn't do it, the Diahatsu did :D:D:D This pic was in the summer, its got worse now, Discopol says if he hadn't ridden up it in my passenger seat my Defender would have gone over :eek:

 
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