I would just like to say

kevstar said:

When was the vehicle tested, did you take this in for a mot & it passed or bought it with a load of faults.
Think ive missed some fings.

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Bought it, garage tested it then delivered it.
Dash light were on but I was promised that someone was coming out to rectify the faults.

Forrest Gump said:

Migraine coming on trying to work this out…I’m better at carrying heavy weights over distance

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Tis just 2 simultaneous equations.

"What if":

derwendolly said:

Saint Jude???? Also known as the 'helper of the hopeless' for those of us less indoctrinated than others.

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Thanks for that, I can do a bit of knee drill now!

Turktowner said:

I dunt even know where to start wif jommetry.
Even when @Wimblowdriver supplies the answer..

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I'm OK except for stuff inside a circle for some reason.
It is obviously just a shade over 21, but how big the sahde is I have no idea!

Wimblowdriver said:

21.25

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OK clever clogs. Now tell us all how to do it, pls.

kevstar said:

Wotch out his squiggles about............

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I find the bikini is the scariest part of this pic!

We had spud surprise t'other day. It included boil int bag white fish in butter source. The box tells yer to pop the bag before cookering int microwave. Eye has always done this but wondered iffit were necersary. So this time eye cookered it wiv no hole. Bad move. The bag expanded and split so it had its own hole near the bottom. This meant the source sprayed oot as the bowl turned round.

kevstar said:

Damp n dull here, fitted some eyelet tie down points in the back of the landy to secure the dogs in.
Think I'll fit some more if I can find the box of eyelets..

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You'll find them under my watch, the bracelet and a tortoiseshell box!!!!!

Hippo said:

We had spud surprise t'other day. It included boil int bag white fish in butter source. The box tells yer to pop the bag before cookering int microwave. Eye has always done this but wondered iffit were necersary. So this time eye cookered it wiv no hole. Bad move. The bag expanded and split so it had its own hole near the bottom. This meant the source sprayed oot as the bowl turned round.

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Isn't that why it's called "pop, plink, ping" or summat like that?
Boyle's law is why it happened !
(Sorry about the sauce though!)

Stanleysteamer said:

Isn't that why it's called "pop, plink, ping" or summat like that?
Boyle's law is why it happened !
(Sorry about the sauce though!)

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Its all ok now. Eye brought forward me plan to clean me microwave at crispmus. Problem solved.

Stanleysteamer said:

OK clever clogs. Now tell us all how to do it, pls.

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I'll scribble it on a bit of paper and post it in a few minutes. Maths homework - thought I'd finished with that several decades ago.

'Ere ya go ----

Stanleysteamer said:

Boyle's law is why it happened !

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Took me years to get Boyles law, and temperature was never in the equation (P1 x V1) = (P2 x V2) that's it. init?

J

marjon said:

Took me years to get Boyles law, and temperature was never in the equation (P1 x V1) = (P2 x V2) that's it. init?

J

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That IS it but it assumes constant temperature.
If you heat a gas in a constant volume, the pressure of the gas inside it will rise in direct proportion to the temparature.
Which is why a piston in a car engine flies down (i.e. volume increases) when the mixture explodes. The volume increases as the temperature and therefore the pressure increases.
I believe the equation with all three in it is
P1V1/T1 = P2V2/T2