I would just like to say

Stone56 said:

No dogs new owner's things Change

Same here Has been rumbling in the distance trees are shutting down and turning yellow just hope we get some and not forest fires with the lightning

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Seriously hope you do not get forest fires.
We heard the fire trucks on the main road not far from us last night. Tis a terrible fear in tinderbox conditions.
We live on a single track road. Today I saw a log lorry with a log trailer behind it going down it. Normally they only move around extremely early to avoid coming across another vehicle coming the other way. No way one could reverse on our road.
Strange and absolutely nothing to do with any of your points.

Just felt like mentioning it I guess. Maybe it is because we live more or less in a forest and forest fires are a bit of a worry.
I think it is time I put the hens to bed.
W has to be at the docs for 0830 tomoz.
See ya all!

Stone56 said:

Same over here the cabbages are disappearing down big cracks

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I have the fattast slugs in my garden, eating all my stuff and they just laugh at the pellets

As most of you have gathered, Bob Sticle condition been getting worse.
Explo Fartus while driving can cause blisters and blindness for passengers in a enclosed place. Recent request by Bob's bus company for Bolton council environmental officer to monitor for any noxious emissions, has been cancelled due to recent hospitalised of the E. O.
Therefore an appeal to Forums especially with Landrover contents and Naked Bus drivers Forum to also monitor Explo Fartus emissions.
In light of this concern, Landyzone will be issued gasmasks and disposable rubber protection suits, if and when Bob Sticle appears to comment on the forum.
As added protection Bolton council will also monitor Mr B Sticle movements and use a standard air raid warning alarm for public purpose.
1. Three warnings in several rows
2. One long mono tone followed by cries of GAS GAS GAS
3. One up and down up and down
and shout of ALL CLEAR x 3 by Town Cryer to indicate Mr B Sticle has left Bolton council boundary.

Please attach the supplied warning every time Bob Sticle shows signs of breaking wind.
It is imperative as Explo Fartus can contribute to the global warming effect. Hopefully a cure in the near future will be forthcoming.
We here at Landyzone wish Mrs B Sticle a speedy recovery also on the international Space Station isolation tank attachment.

WhiskyLassie said:

I have the fattast slugs in my garden, eating all my stuff and they just laugh at the pellets

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Beer trap. The most effective, slimy disgusting, thing I've used so far.
Rent a Nedge ogg, now that would be a thing..

Evening all few pics from last night..............

Stanleysteamer said:

Dunno about your neck of the woods, but used to be like that in Devon when I lived there, and sadly if you killed one ont road you would be in the wrong if you took it home and ate it, but the clod in the car behind could and they'd be OK!

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Yer same rules but theres not much eating in a plume of feathers

WhiskyLassie said:

Get some gladiator sandals, they would support your ankles

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Stan the steamer wears scandals with socks

Turktowner said:

Beer trap. The most effective, slimy disgusting, thing I've used so far.
Rent a Nedge ogg, now that would be a thing..

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Nedge oggs only eat slugs when theres nowt else to scoff.