I would just like to say

Turktowner said:

Woken with cramp in me fy last night, really hurt! What made it worse was I couldn't work out how to stretch it (the sartotius I think) so had to wait till it faded and passed. Never had that before

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I normally get cramp in my calfs for some reason or sometimes my toes & they stick outside ways of thats how it feels.

The last time I got cramp in my left calf it made my leg shoot up & pulled the quilt right off the misses
oh how pleases was she, nope no pleases was given

landowner said:

Afternoon
Been wondering what type of mirrors I could fit to my truck as the body is a lot wider than the cab.
The motorbike mirrors on the doors are useless so I looked at some old pics of 1920's trucks.
Decided to make some arms 1920's style cause it worked then so will work now.
Making support brackets so as the arms don't vibrate, should be good I'll let you know

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I pictured summink like this, but neater?

Been working in Dundee this week tis a pita driving up & back but no one watching us so happy wiv that.

Turktowner said:

Meeting with the gaffer of the outfit who laid our drive tonight. He sent a nipper to clean and reseal it on Monday. Dopey git bent the inset grill were the rain water goes and actually managed to seal half a dozen spots of gull poo onto the surface. Shonky, lazy, incompetent.

Edit. Is possible the poo arrived after he'd gone and it was still wet I spose..

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To be sure to be sure (Irish accent)

kevstar said:

I normally get cramp in my calfs for some reason or sometimes my toes & they stick outside ways of thats how it feels.

The last time I got cramp in my left calf it made my leg shoot up & pulled the quilt right off the misses
oh how pleases was she, nope no pleases was given

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Very painful as I said, and I thought I was pretty stoic.
No worries about herself, she pretty much slept through the whole episode.

Thanks beloved..

Wish I could bloody sleep the way you do..

kevstar said:

To be sure to be sure (Irish accent)

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An there's the rub.
"There wasn't that much poo to begin with, he sent me a pic"
'BUT WHY IS THE ORIGINAL POO STILL THERE?!'

I think I may have mentioned before, I do so love an interrobang.

Anyway, all cleaned back an a decent sample of fresh varnish ready to go back on in the morning. Gots a new drain grill anorl..

Turktowner said:

Very painful as I said, and I thought I was pretty stoic.
No worries about herself, she pretty much slept through the whole episode.

Thanks beloved..

Wish I could bloody sleep the way you do..

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Rohypnol working for you then, sorry love I dont remember anything but ive got a very sore .........

kevstar said:

Rohypnol working for you then, sorry love I dont remember anything but ive got a very sore .........

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Muscle... (ahem)

Turktowner said:

An there's the rub.
"There wasn't that much poo to begin with, he sent me a pic"
'BUT WHY IS THE ORIGINAL POO STILL THERE?!'

I think I may have mentioned before, I do so love an interrobang.

Anyway, all cleaned back an a decent sample of fresh varnish ready to go back on in the morning. Gots a new drain grill anorl..

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Got pics (not of the poo)

Turktowner said:

Still feeling the

Muscle... (ahem)

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Yer just dont cough to hard

Rental car is being collected on Saturday arvo ...

Looks like I'm gonna be a bus wanker till they pay out some monies ...

Turktowner said:

I pictured summink like this, but neater?
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Did seriously consider those but decided to go a different route. Pity cause I do like those on a truck
Mine were cheaper though, used an old mower track rod and a bit of angle sliced in half, mirrors off my old motorbikes so cost very little

kevstar said:

Got pics (not of the poo)

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Pics of block paving.. Seriously?

landowner said:

Did seriously consider those but decided to go a different route. Pity cause I do like those on a truck
Mine were cheaper though, used an old mower track rod and a bit of angle sliced in half, mirrors off my old motorbikes so cost very little

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Provided you have a shed like Steptoe.
A pic of that would be much bettern than some bricks I think.

See you inna mornin.

Dippypud said:

Rental car is being collected on Saturday arvo ...

Looks like I'm gonna be a bus wanker till they pay out some monies ...

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O bugger thats a pita I hope you get it sorted out asap.
We had a rental l200 for 6 months after some trumpet hit our parked motor.
The doopy gits put petrol in it instead of derv & drove it back to us
Any hoo I made them take it away & the rental company sent us a bill for 50 grand
It took 18 months to sort out...there insurance paid out the full retail price of the car.
Wiped the rental costs thank &^%$
They gave me the car back & I put it into auction the (name escapes me atm) it was gleaming all cleaned n polished
& I got more than I paid for the car when first imported it from The STH of Ireland.

Turktowner said:

Pics of block paving.. Seriously?

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Think ive missed some of what was going on so not sure what was being done
So where did the poo come from

First pint after surgery. The therapeutic value is incalculable so I intend to repeat the experiment. For the time being I’m going to have a little lie down. Sleep well friends.

DevonGuy said:

First pint after surgery. The therapeutic value is incalculable so I intend to repeat the experiment. For the time being I’m going to have a little lie down. Sleep well friends.

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I hope you enjoyed it, got a rum in hand....cheers pal.

kevstar said:

Think ive missed some of what was going on so not sure what was being done
So where did the poo come from

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Them flying cooing machines.