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I'm surprised that man has any fingers left. Surely it's the height of folly to stick your hands in a moving gearbox.
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Don't think there is much health and safety thereI'm surprised that man has any fingers left. Surely it's the height of folly to stick your hands in a moving gearbox.
Couldn't resist could ya!!!!???Fixed that for ye
Can't think why anyone would want "she was thine" on a headstone. Neva mind, slightly amusing!A Yorkshire man went to a a monumental mason to get a headstone for his deceased missus. Asked for the words "She was thine" to be carved on it. When he saw the finished job he complained that it read "She was thin", pointing out to the mason he had missed the "e" out. So the mason sent him to the pub and told him to be back in half an hour. On his return, he saw it now read "EEE, she was thin".
I'll get me coat, again.
Somewhere I have a pic of a headstone in a graveyard near a loch not far from you which reads "I told you it was seriousl" or something. If I can find it I'll put it up.Grave mistake init
Somewhere I have a pic of a headstone in a graveyard near a loch not far from you which reads "I told you it was seriousl" or something. If I can find it I'll put it up.
In fact it was "I told you I was ill"
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This is the church
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View of a bit of the loch and some other ruin of maybe a castle.
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Not quite, his was actuallyRipped off From the real one - Spike Milligan's epitaph
Yer fergottid to wipe the condensation oft the inside of the windscreen.Pretty sure i passed one coming the other way in Hillhead a coupla weeks ago. Good write up in one of the recent Landy mags anorl.
Still far to much electrickery for my blood I'm afraid.
Open the door, load the mutts, gerrin, start, drive. Check the fluids now and again.
I bet you are popular with your neighbours with that light triggering all night.Me flood light has bin triggered 46 times. Keep gerrin up to look oot. Black rat seen once. Eye put me trap at an angle by me hog box to gerrim.
Few can see it. Only house over the back which is 150 yards away. On an angle. Going to move me traps tonight. He's the colour of roland rat.I bet you are popular with your neighbours with that light triggering all night.
------- The revolution came and he was the first against the wall ---I think my epitaph will be..........
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