I would just like to say

kevstar said:

feckn nightm@re of @ frid@y morning......... six ish
got woken up with @ loud b@ng @ the sound of the w@ter t@nk filling up
ffs turned the w@ter off then checked everywhere in the house for le@ks couldnt see @nyfink
so got dressed then went to check outside n found five inches of snow
into the utility room in found @ busted pipe w@shing m@chine so@ked then boom power off lol
off to the shed wif my phone got plumbering stuff fixed pipe kneeling in 2 inches of w@ter d@mm
cold too ended up crouched down with the phone between my knees @ll going to pl@n then..........

nooooooooooo ffs i needed @ poo
feckn freezing sh@king trying to hold it in then plop...
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my phone fell into the w@ter b@stid
unplugged w@shing m@chine n got power b@ck on, w@ter on @ll good.

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to be continued.............

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Stanleysteamer said:

Can't like this.
sosz mate. Sympathies.
but am begging the question.
Why was your phone anywhere near the watter?
PS there are tons of fings on tinernet about how to dry a phone out. Though it may take a while..............

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kevstar said:

feckn nightm@re of @ frid@y morning......... six ish
got woken up with @ loud b@ng @ the sound of the w@ter t@nk filling up
ffs turned the w@ter off then checked everywhere in the house for le@ks couldnt see @nyfink
so got dressed then went to check outside n found five inches of snow
into the utility room in found @ busted pipe w@shing m@chine so@ked then boom power off lol
off to the shed wif my phone got plumbering stuff fixed pipe kneeling in 2 inches of w@ter d@mm
cold too ended up crouched down with the phone between my knees @ll going to pl@n then..........

nooooooooooo ffs i needed @ poo
feckn freezing sh@king trying to hold it in then plop...
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my phone fell into the w@ter b@stid
unplugged w@shing m@chine n got power b@ck on, w@ter on @ll good.

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to be continued.............

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kevstar said:

it w@s pitch bl@ck n w@s using the torch on the phone. fone is fine btw

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kevstar said:

now the misses @int @MussEd she @sked wot she could put over her he@d so she could put the
w@shing outside @s its r@ining to which i s@id @ b@g oooops lol

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kevstar said:

now the misses @int @MussEd she @sked wot she could put over her he@d so she could put the
w@shing outside @s its r@ining to which i s@id @ b@g oooops lol

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Wimblowdriver said:

Spare bedroom tonite then

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Stanleysteamer said:

Makes my not very good day sound nothing at all then, compared to @kevstar 's.
(Trimming my noo windowshelf thingy for the utility, cut my finger with a hand saw, (How the feck I did it. again don't know, the blade wasn't even moving at the time) fecked around getting a bottle of superglue to actooly give me some glue to put on it.) Went back to sawing the long cut and somehow wavered off the line. Enough to make me scrap the bit I had already trimmed to length.
Luckily it came from a bit that was v long so I have enough material to make another one, and I saw another mistake I hadn't even noticed before so it'll be better in the end, but really felt I shouldn't have even put my work clothes on.

Still better than a phone that has taken a bath though.

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Stanleysteamer said:

oops feck.
can tell you wasn't happy!
But then she deserved it for asking a silly question!!
remember the old rain hats that grannies used to have, plastic things that snapped shut with two tie tapes? Mine allus had em in their handbags to be popped open at a moments notice.
I'll have to Google em to see if you can still get em than you can give it to her on Xmas day as a "surprise present"
Here you go!
https://www.ebay.co.uk/b/Rain-Bonnet-in-Womens-Vintage-Hats/74969/bn_7022611400

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Wimblowdriver said:

Spare bedroom tonite then

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Stanleysteamer said:

I kinda guessed as much cos you isn't stoopid at the end of the day.
Pleased to hear the phone is fine.
Is it one of theose rufty-tufty ones wot you see advertised being tied to a Landies wheeel then driven off road?
At least you didn't cut yourself!!!

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kevstar said:

p@rt two......
@h well....... i went to the y@rd @fter cle@ning the snow off the v@n n thought i might just w@lk of spend 20 mins defrosting the l@ndy n@w fk it ive cle@red the v@n.
tried to get thw v@n up the hill in the y@rd unknown to me th@t 2 peeps h@d tried with theres
but i did see the tyres [email protected]@rly got to the top then the tr@ckion control kicked in ffs
it just stopped rwd too but i got furthest up the hill but when i reversing b@ck down the y@rd
i sm@cked into my m@tes pick up broken my light @ his plus his h@s @ little scr@tch
ive h@d @buse @ll d@y then the d@y st@rts................

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kevstar said:

nope it w@s the misses fone upgr@de @ndroid i took c@use i sm@shed mine @s per

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Stanleysteamer said:

ooooooooohhhhhhhhh cr@p. twas the missus's phone you sent for a swim!!!!!!!!!
Jeez! IIf I'd done that I would be sooooo far down the road I'd be kipping in the sun.



In Australia!!!

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kevstar said:

the s@g@...........

the other l@d i w@s working with decided to use the cr@ne to get @ lo@d of scr@p off the ship
@s i w@s w@lking up the g@ng w@y he swung the cr@ne round @n sm@ked the other tipper
with the b@sket sm@shing the crew c@b window
then l@ter..................

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kermit_rr said:

Just had my ECG results.. 'normal' apparently!!

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