I would just like to say

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Keep it quiet from the boss cos its always handy to be able to "cock a defun":D:D.

J
Yea, been using that excuse for the past month. I have informed 'er indoors that I ain't got my hearing back yet so I can swing the lead a bit longer. Then there'll be a "sorry dear, there's a ten year waiting list for hearing aids, NHS and all that" if my hearing doesn't fully recover. Same if it does recover :D
 
feckn nightm@re of @ frid@y morning......... six ish
got woken up with @ loud b@ng @ the sound of the w@ter t@nk filling up :eek:
ffs turned the w@ter off then checked everywhere in the house for le@ks couldnt see @nyfink
so got dressed then went to check outside n found five inches of snow o_Oo_Oo_O
into the utility room in found @ busted pipe w@shing m@chine so@ked then boom power off lol
off to the shed wif my phone got plumbering stuff fixed pipe kneeling in 2 inches of w@ter d@mm
cold too ended up crouched down with the phone between my knees @ll going to pl@n then..........

nooooooooooo ffs i needed @ poo
feckn freezing sh@king trying to hold it in then plop...:eek:
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my phone fell into the w@ter :mad::mad::mad::mad: b@stid :mad::mad::mad::mad:
unplugged w@shing m@chine n got power b@ck on, w@ter on @ll good. :D:D

p@rt 2
to be continued.............
 
feckn nightm@re of @ frid@y morning......... six ish
got woken up with @ loud b@ng @ the sound of the w@ter t@nk filling up :eek:
ffs turned the w@ter off then checked everywhere in the house for le@ks couldnt see @nyfink
so got dressed then went to check outside n found five inches of snow o_Oo_Oo_O
into the utility room in found @ busted pipe w@shing m@chine so@ked then boom power off lol
off to the shed wif my phone got plumbering stuff fixed pipe kneeling in 2 inches of w@ter d@mm
cold too ended up crouched down with the phone between my knees @ll going to pl@n then..........

nooooooooooo ffs i needed @ poo
feckn freezing sh@king trying to hold it in then plop...:eek:
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my phone fell into the w@ter :mad::mad::mad::mad: b@stid :mad::mad::mad::mad:
unplugged w@shing m@chine n got power b@ck on, w@ter on @ll good. :D:D

p@rt 2
to be continued.............
Sorry to hear of your mishap.
Hope it is all sorted ASAP. :)
 
feckn nightm@re of @ frid@y morning......... six ish
got woken up with @ loud b@ng @ the sound of the w@ter t@nk filling up :eek:
ffs turned the w@ter off then checked everywhere in the house for le@ks couldnt see @nyfink
so got dressed then went to check outside n found five inches of snow o_Oo_Oo_O
into the utility room in found @ busted pipe w@shing m@chine so@ked then boom power off lol
off to the shed wif my phone got plumbering stuff fixed pipe kneeling in 2 inches of w@ter d@mm
cold too ended up crouched down with the phone between my knees @ll going to pl@n then..........

nooooooooooo ffs i needed @ poo
feckn freezing sh@king trying to hold it in then plop...:eek:
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my phone fell into the w@ter :mad::mad::mad::mad: b@stid :mad::mad::mad::mad:
unplugged w@shing m@chine n got power b@ck on, w@ter on @ll good. :D:D

p@rt 2
to be continued.............


So, you pooped ur self then dropped yer phone in the poop :rolleyes:o_O

Silly billy;)
 
Yeah, but no, but....
Do these alarms magically knit new "coppers" to come and catch the scumbags, or are you just another victim with film footage of the scrotes? :mad:


So, you pooped ur self then dropped yer phone in the poop :rolleyes:o_O

Silly billy;)

nope i h@s @ss cheeks tighter th@n 2 co@ts of p@int @ll poop w@snt h@rmed :D
 
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