My neighbour across the road managed to run himself over today. He has a small peugeot summat or other, the handbrake sticks so he leaves it in gear whilst parked on his drive. Earlier, when he scrapped the ice off the windscreen, he pulled the wipers off the glass and forgot to put them back again. He gets in, turns on the ignition and realises the wipers are up, as he gets out to reset them his hand managed.to slip and start the car which shot off the drive with him half in and half out of it. Halfway across the road he fell out and it ran over his arm. The car then crashed into our next door neighbour's porch, scrapping the side of her car. Thats his story anyway. How a hand can slip and accidentally turn the ignition switch to the start position is beyond me.
Col