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Just noticed the edit, yoooooo, cheeeeky fecker!!!!!
doubt many had CH in 1931!!!!!
Couldnt resist haha
Just noticed the edit, yoooooo, cheeeeky fecker!!!!!
doubt many had CH in 1931!!!!!
Why thank you kind Sir, Don't let the missus hear you she'll get the wrong idea!!
Rum for me ta
Does he? now how would you be aknowing of that?!
Went on hols to Oirland once, in the summer, it rained almost every day and we burned all the peat in the place and had to buy more.
Not that we didn't enjoy the hol, we did, it's a great place.
Used to know a guy we nicknamed Pete the Heat as he always carried a Colt 45, auto, and I'm not talking the beer! Bloke in Lunnen. Dodgy, car dealer, camel hair coat and a minder everyone used to call "The dog". (things were simpler in the 70s!)
so you have both sorts of Pe(a)t(e) the heat!!!
(Han't thort of this bloke in decades!!)
one under a ribcageOK, I'll ask.....
"Which one?"
Feck no, kept well away.Pete the heat haha did you think he was hot stuff & did you TEACH him a thing or 2
Only have captain morgans
too much rum and needed heat from each other in the freezing cottage
I only have one ribcage, you must be doubly blessed!one under a ribcage
Feck no, kept well away.
Fancied his dottir though.
He came to our flat once. It was a two floor thing, top two floors of a 4 storey house in Artesian Road, 2 doors down from the bloke who used to play Doctor Who, Tom Baker.
Anyway, as the evening progressed Pete the H decided he wanted a wee.
The flat was really badly converted and the loo was a tiny thing on the top floor, hung above the stairwell, my room was opposite. He came out the bog onto the tiny, dark landing, just as I came bursting out of my room with the light behind me.
He got a shock drew the .45, I looked at it and said "Pete, it's me!" He luckily realised that no one was trying to do him a mischief and put it away.
Phew!
One of the two times I had a weapon pulled on me.
Not all that funny really although we did all laugh about it!
And by weapon I meant firearm, you durdy lot!!!!
tbh the day I've had I'm tired and not making senseI only have one ribcage, you must be doubly blessed!
Not an intercostal then?
I get that when I cough, sneeze, yawn or laugh too much!
Only sometimes thank God!
Hey don't sweat it! We all have a laugh on here!!!tbh the day I've had I'm tired and not making sense
Hey don't sweat it! We all have a laugh on here!!!
Ohhhh!I know natural blonde is coming out
Ohhhh!
Tasty!
now we're gonna have to go over to the joke thread and have all the "blonde" jokes.
I bet you know more than most!
Well, not most blondes, obvs.
Snap his legs oft.Phooking fuming quite frankly I have no time for jobsworth *****. I appreciate those who do trades can reliable guestimate but to argue with a tape measure and refute its finding boils my discharge. Additional parameters that were never articulated in the contract sucks.
The bloke was workshy
Could yer help oot and fit some oles for them?Nah, the late fee isn’t the issue. I should have had an EV charger fitted by now. The EV arrives in a fortnight, it takes eons to get a team out. The whole thing has just pizzed me off. No one surveys, just questions…is within 15m of the consumer unit, blah blah blah. The tech rings you 24hrs prior to discuss the photos you’ve sent. Then arrives and says we only quoted to drill one wall, the cables above 6’ off the ground, it’s 19 meters (by eye) not 15 and, and, and rings manager, oh it’s now a two man job, £50 and hour, could be an additional £250 all in.
Morning, I think I just slept through them. Only thing that woke me was body clock at 4 am and then I quickly went back to sleep.Decent storms again last night, heavy rain anorl. Tratter looks lovely (comparatively).
Have a good day peeps
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