Could just run a Union Jack up a flagpole somewhere I suppose!!
Or name the house "l'Albion Perfide", but we'd like to integrate a bit more than that!!!
Plus there is another couple of "rosbifs" further up the road, we wouldn't want to confuse poor old Chronoposties more than they already are!!
As it is, their time slot narrowed to an hour 9:45 to 10:45 and they came bang on 9:45. I had meanwhile written wifey's name in Laundry marker on an old envelope and spiked it on the gate, as well as updating the message to the "livreur" to reflect what is actually plastered all over the box.
They arrived, (It takes two to deliver sausages, maybe one was training) so they found us and I recognised the wee burd and she recognised me. So we were able to go off shopping only slightly later than usual.
So bangers, mash and peas tonight, a la gravy!!
Yum yum!