I would just like to say

Its not all bad there, they chop bits off thieves.

Is it one of them there places where they like to do it ont public view? I was told of a story where someone when ont holiday with their family to a similar country. Locals kind of pushed them to the front to see what was happening. Items chopped and holiday makers passing out. Much to the satisfaction of locals. Doc stood there to seal up wound's. I've come across peeps watching it ont line at work. Not something I want to watch.

Wimblowdriver said:

Its not all bad there, they chop bits off thieves.

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Aye. And 'em strongles yer an chops yer inter bits iffn yer sez yer don't laike 'em.

Hippo said:

chips fer tea

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anything else?

DevonGuy said:

Tis cottidge pie doan yer. A spud by any other name be champion, my hansums.

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Us too.

Hippo said:

anything else?

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I dun't know

Hippo said:

I dun't know

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we're having lasagne anorl

Hippo said:

we're having lasagne anorl

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ooo nice did yer make it yerself?

Hippo said:

ooo nice did yer make it yerself?

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no its out of a box

Hippo said:

no its out of a box

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are the chips out of a box anorl?

Hippo said:

are the chips out of a box anorl?

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no. it's a bag

Hippo said:

no. it's a bag

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give us a shout when it's ready

Hippo said:

give us a shout when it's ready

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30mins

Mackers said:

... good morning. it's a mysterious, free-masonary, illuminati-type network this ear LZ. I got all my restoration pictures on memory stick through the post yesterday. Do you think if I whinge about the weather, tickets to Barbados will mysteriously arrive in the post by Friday?

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If they do, send us some ...

Mmm greggs duffnuts
Shhhhs don't tell @Hippo he will want the jam

Hicap phill said:

Mmm greggs duffnuts
Shhhhs don't tell @Hippo he will want the jam

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it's only a propper doughnut if it's got jam or similar int middle
thems with holes in int real doughnuts

Hippo said:

it's only a propper doughnut if it's got jam or similar int middle
thems with holes in int real doughnuts

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I think you are confusing doughnuts with Freelander VCUs, which are soft, and have custard in the middle.

Real doughnuts are round circles, with a hole in the middle, like doughnut rubbers.

Turboman said:

I think you are confusing doughnuts with Freelander VCUs, which are soft, and have custard in the middle.

Real doughnuts are round circles, with a hole in the middle, like doughnut rubbers.

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ring doughnuts are so wrong
they dun't have any filling

Hippo said:

it's only a propper doughnut if it's got jam or similar int middle

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It did have jam in the middle until it jumped out onto my jumper

Hippo said:

ring doughnuts are so wrong
they dun't have any filling

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If you want, they can have toppings. But real doughnuts, like the ones I used to get in Canada when I was a kid, are circular, and we used to have them just dusted with sugar.