kurtjohnson10
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I would just like to say
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No i varnish them to get that effect, they look great under the spotlights
Id call that one the Musketeer (the dark tan yin)
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right on that note i am going to have my tea
I am having turd in the hole
I am having turd in the hole
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Cus-turd for afters?right on that note i am going to have my tea
I am having turd in the hole
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I spent a few hours today dressing slates, sitting on my little stool like a gnome
There will be peeps wondering why you were putting dresses on slates right now
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There will be peeps wondering why you were putting dresses on slates right now
J
Ive been wondering why I was doing it myself tbh
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Gets stuck in the japs eye
Just squeeze it like a spot tis why they call it pop corn.
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Wifey bought a CCTV to use on our place while we were away in France. Cos the Brit neighbours, well one pair, are such tw@ts.
Well we can look at it, turn the camera around and up and down.
So last week I asked her if we could put it in the kitchen to see if we could use it to see which dog was being "ill". Set to record when movement switches it on.
Can we view it through her phone? Can we feck.
Can I view it by sticking the chip in the pooter, nope it tells us to format it.
Thort we'd done that via the camera.
So best of luck.
Cos we ain't havin any!
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Wot, no fizzy works?
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And how did the fairy get pregnant?I spent a few hours today dressing slates, sitting on my little stool like a gnome
Sitting on the toadstool!
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Well today really sucked me off.
I spent most of it cleaning and repairing two vacuum cleaners.
(Not a joke), one VAX, one Dyson and one with a bite of sh!te on.......
And no don't ask me about the hairs on my Dicky Dido.
Wifey has a tendency to fall when carrying things, so I've told her, whatever you are carrying, throw it and save yourself, to avid needing to go to orspicle, yet again.
So she feels her foot touch a dog bed in the kitchen and throws the part of the Dyson she is carrying, the bit that contains the muck. It breaks a bit but she doesn't fall over, she just stumbles.
Result, I suppose.
This after I have fixed tother un.
Still that is what we all keep bust old Dysons in the loft for int it?
I had to swop a few bits but it still works and she still bitches about it. She will not be happy until she has bought one of every make of Hoover ever made and discovered that not one of them will pick up the particularly clingy hair of one of our dogs.
We will be reflooring the lounge in wood, once I 've finished the utility. So it is all my fault!
I spent most of it cleaning and repairing two vacuum cleaners.
(Not a joke), one VAX, one Dyson and one with a bite of sh!te on.......
And no don't ask me about the hairs on my Dicky Dido.
Wifey has a tendency to fall when carrying things, so I've told her, whatever you are carrying, throw it and save yourself, to avid needing to go to orspicle, yet again.
So she feels her foot touch a dog bed in the kitchen and throws the part of the Dyson she is carrying, the bit that contains the muck. It breaks a bit but she doesn't fall over, she just stumbles.
Result, I suppose.
This after I have fixed tother un.
Still that is what we all keep bust old Dysons in the loft for int it?
I had to swop a few bits but it still works and she still bitches about it. She will not be happy until she has bought one of every make of Hoover ever made and discovered that not one of them will pick up the particularly clingy hair of one of our dogs.
We will be reflooring the lounge in wood, once I 've finished the utility. So it is all my fault!
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Also spent a long time doing office work.
At one point a Frog bank told me they had to do a "deep" check so they sent me a code to enter.
But they sent it on my noo mobile.
So I ran to switch it on.
No dice. No message.
Internet still worked but couldn't make a phone call, "Sim not valid it says"
So after AGES of feckin around chattin with "3" takin the Sim out and putting it in another phone, where it still didn't work, they told me "well you have plenty of credit so we don't know what else to do." So I asked them to send me a new Sim, as it looked like it had suddenly gone bruk.
Then I put it back int phone and it suddenly started working.
Hmmmm!
Turned out I simply didn't have a signal int office although I did 10 yds away in the lounge where Wifey was helping me have a chat with "3" on her iPad.
But no one thort to say, "do you have a signal". And I know so little about my phone I didn't know a signal is indicated by a tiny little triangle thing. (Don't look like an antenna or nuffin does it?)
So well done "3" techy wizard!!! DuuuuHHHH.
And me, obvs.
Jeez I hate modern tech!!!!!
(Tinternet worked cos it was via the hub which is 3 feet from me int orfice!)
At one point a Frog bank told me they had to do a "deep" check so they sent me a code to enter.
But they sent it on my noo mobile.
So I ran to switch it on.
No dice. No message.
Internet still worked but couldn't make a phone call, "Sim not valid it says"
So after AGES of feckin around chattin with "3" takin the Sim out and putting it in another phone, where it still didn't work, they told me "well you have plenty of credit so we don't know what else to do." So I asked them to send me a new Sim, as it looked like it had suddenly gone bruk.
Then I put it back int phone and it suddenly started working.
Hmmmm!
Turned out I simply didn't have a signal int office although I did 10 yds away in the lounge where Wifey was helping me have a chat with "3" on her iPad.
But no one thort to say, "do you have a signal". And I know so little about my phone I didn't know a signal is indicated by a tiny little triangle thing. (Don't look like an antenna or nuffin does it?)
So well done "3" techy wizard!!! DuuuuHHHH.
And me, obvs.
Jeez I hate modern tech!!!!!
(Tinternet worked cos it was via the hub which is 3 feet from me int orfice!)
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Very dark this AM and I hear the wind whistling
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That's good news on the op. Sounds like you may need a new trolley......
I’m due to buy a mates, but her new one has been delayed till the new year …
Parently there’s a new car shortage
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