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I has a noo book to read, electronic version of pulp fiction (note no Caps, jus crappy sci-fi). So as much as I is fond of you lot, I is..
Out
Out
Nice one!
i am very jealous as you are a man who seems to be able to achieve projects.
I have projects that i cannot even get started on.
I hate boring days at work, they drag along and peeps get along asking stoopid questions ...
All would be made welcomeFeck we should have came to yours for beers.
Did you mean doughnuts?
All would be made welcome
...you know this all happened so long ago I had to think for a bit to remember what you must be on about.I forgot to tell yous I had the insurance assessor out today to inspect the D1, he loved it says it was
a lovely example He is a petrol head too his pal is a landy chap we spent about an hour gassing.
Told me that the company who contacted him are the non fault legal company.
He asked if the bumper was painted, nope its power coated oh you'll be needing a new one to which
I said I didnt want a new one its only scuffed, ok no problem he said cash in lieu then...
me = eh ive put you down to get a cash pay out.
I will take a pic of it tomorrow seams bizarre for a scuff.
Not at all, you cheeky sod!Not like Stans where we need to wait until he goes away lol
...you know this all happened so long ago I had to think for a bit to remember what you must be on about.
Insurance moves sooooooo slooooooowly!
Surely you could just get it cleaned back to bare metal than powder coated again? That wouldn't be too pricey would it?
Not at all, you cheeky sod!
Not my fault if I'm away so often!
and peeps can always visit over here!
Well after the mucking around earlyish this morn we have done feck all all day.
Just looked after (cossetted) our little dog, who is doing fine.
Our flipping neighbour who is supposed to be cutting our grass has now got a "broken" petrol lawnmower, so he advises us that cutting the grass with his electric one will take 2-3 times as long so therefore will be 2-3 times more money!
I know he has mental health problems but this is the limit.
Also i am usually very wary of actually paying a neighbour or friend tio do work for me.
If a friend or neighbour asks me to help I usually just do it. Unless he/she is continually doing so, when i develop a case of "overseas bad leg".
So next year we will have to find someone else to do it.
In previous years we paid a bloke to do it, but he left it to grow long for ages, then cut it just before we came back. But charged us for the times he didn't cut it!
It comes to something when you have to fit CCTV to keep an eye on someone cutting your grass! But I think we'll have to do this.
First world problems I know so I don't expect sympathy. As Aritstotle Onassis famously said.........
Get all that!Its not even rubbed through to the metal.
I wasnt even bothered about it but if they want to give me cash I wont complain.
Tis a hassle spots off winch off, bumper off take it to Glasgow wait for a day or whatever
landy off the road go back pick it up ect cant be ar$ed wiv the hassle.
Thort you'd already had one.Whoohoo I knew id get an invite
Thort you'd already had one.
The invite was for Frogland as i thort you fancied that, but welcome to sunny Ferndown!!! If you wish!I'll cut it for ye when im there an I'll sort the greedy coont out for free Thank you Kev
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My Freelander is the bestist and has:
Leffer heated comfortable seats.
Comfortable suspension.
Enough power to accelerate 0 to 60mph in 10 seconds.
Brakes that actually work. 67 to 0mph in 4 seconds.
Space for 4 passengers to travel in comfort.
Air conditioning (proper air con - not a hole in the bulkhead)
A heater that works.
Smooth auto gearbox with optional sport mode and manual shift.
Headlights that actually light up the road ahead.
No rust.
A radio you can hear.
4 wheel drive.
Electronic traction control.
ABS.
Hill Descent Control.
Electronic Brake force Distribution.
Boot space big enough to put in everything I need.
A diagnostic socket I can use to fault find it.
Electric windows and mirrors.
Roof bars so I can fit ma roof rack bars.
Go anywhere ability oft road.
Enough power to tow a caravan if I want to be a snail.
Can actually steer round corners and follow the road ahead.
Doesn't have any water leaks.
Looks smart and is presentable.
Doors that dun't fall oft.
Comfortable on long journeys.
It's got character anorl.
Up yours tratterers.
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