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Glad you got it all sorted OK, even if it was rather taxing. 
I would just like to say
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Who wants some pork chops
This am while have me cuppa outside we had a pig in the paddock. We don’t own a pig.
Anyway things went quite and thought he/she had gone home. So we went out and did our shopping. Gets back and enjoying a cold beer outside, the bloody pig is still here. Ms off on the quad we are pretty sure it’s the old ladies up the road, yes it is. So they have been looking for it all day and it’s been in the stable all the time.I give it a couple of buckets of water and it tips both over, stupid or what.
Anyway,I think Son of said old lady and a n other bloke come down and we try chase her out to go home, she is having none of it she obviously likes the cool stable.
So we gave up and they will be back when the sun has gone down with a bucket of grub.
It’s means a lot to the old lady as a source of food/money so we expect to have a piece of pork delivered at some point, for being good neighbours.
All go in the country.
J
This am while have me cuppa outside we had a pig in the paddock
. We don’t own a pig.Anyway things went quite and thought he/she had gone home. So we went out and did our shopping. Gets back and enjoying a cold beer outside, the bloody pig is still here. Ms off on the quad we are pretty sure it’s the old ladies up the road, yes it is. So they have been looking for it all day and it’s been in the stable all the time
.I give it a couple of buckets of water and it tips both over, stupid or what.Anyway,I think Son of said old lady and a n other bloke come down and we try chase her out to go home, she is having none of it
she obviously likes the cool stable.So we gave up and they will be back when the sun has gone down with a bucket of grub
.It’s means a lot to the old lady as a source of food/money so we expect to have a piece of pork delivered at some point, for being good neighbours
.All go in the country
.J
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Never buy a pig in a poke.Who wants some pork chops
This am while have me cuppa outside we had a pig in the paddock
Anyway things went quite and thought he/she had gone home. So we went out and did our shopping. Gets back and enjoying a cold beer outside, the bloody pig is still here. Ms off on the quad we are pretty sure it’s the old ladies up the road, yes it is. So they have been looking for it all day and it’s been in the stable all the time
Anyway,I think Son of said old lady and a n other bloke come down and we try chase her out to go home, she is having none of it
So we gave up and they will be back when the sun has gone down with a bucket of grub
It’s means a lot to the old lady as a source of food/money so we expect to have a piece of pork delivered at some point, for being good neighbours
All go in the country
J
Never buy a pig in a poke.
We didn’t buy it,it apparently adopted us cos we have empty stables
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Glad you got it all sorted OK, even if it was rather taxing.
Back again Wednesday next, for fit and function test, hopefully he'll also get a referral to the Docs, as his tympanic membrane shows signs of being sucked in to the ear canal, meaning the eustachian tubes are blocked, which may account for his chronic lack of balance ...
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Ouch! That must be painful too for the old fella.
I always chuck my bonce under a towel over the bowl of boiling water with vapour-rub soaked cotton-wool balls when my sinuses and tubes get all blocked up. Seems to work for me.
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Ouch! That must be painful too for the old fella.
I always chuck my bonce under a towel over the bowl of boiling water with vapour-rub soaked cotton-wool balls when my sinuses and tubes get all blocked up. Seems to work for me.
I'm not sure I'd trust him with boiling water in a bowl with a towel over his head, he'd be wearing it far too soon ...
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Good evening from the Severn bridge.
Thunder & lightning across the estuary.
Glad I only had a quick stroll before the rain arrived.
Thunder & lightning across the estuary.
Glad I only had a quick stroll before the rain arrived.
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... OK, I get you.
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Always a good thing to hearMilady says she's happy! Hooray.
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Nice evening at Ganavan sands with the old ww2 flying boat ramp
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Good Evening All
Well, I popped in to HR today to let them know that I wasn't happy and that I was on the lookout for a new job. The HR director took the news professionally but me manager decided to start begging for me to stay
Well, I popped in to HR today to let them know that I wasn't happy and that I was on the lookout for a new job. The HR director took the news professionally but me manager decided to start begging for me to stay
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Does S/he have a purty mouth?Good Evening All
Well, I popped in to HR today to let them know that I wasn't happy and that I was on the lookout for a new job. The HR director took the news professionally but me manager decided to start begging for me to stay
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No, he didn't.
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Shame
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... that I have stopped reading BBC news as most of it is either depressing or shite and on some most occasions both.
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Fixed that for you.
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@kevstar sent the Mrs out to do some work...
She may take some photos for you
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Cool I'll look forward to em
Ooooft they dont like they hooks here.
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