I would just like to say

DanClarke · Mar 4, 2021

doriz said:
You need to speak with Master of Hunts and decide if 20 horses and 100 hounds on your land would do less damage. These critters is laughing you

The trouble is I can accept they have a right to a life, else I would be shooting them with my air-rifle or lobbing 6mm steel balls at them with my catapult; but this damage is getting a bit much.

I will shovel it all back, tamp it down and then Pi$$ on it. I was once told that the human scent scares them off. We'll see.

doriz · Mar 4, 2021

DanClarke said:
The trouble is I can accept they have a right to a life, else I would be shooting them with my air-rifle or lobbing 6mm steel balls at them with my catapult; but this damage is getting a bit much.
I will shovel it all back, tamp it down and then Pi$$ on it. I was once told that the human scent scares them off. We'll see.

Get yersen one of those cheap trail cams and then you know what is driving their behaviour. Foxes loves a rodent snack and Badgers a grub, or maybe this a wildlife trail either way you’ll gain insight. Then like you say, blast the run with pizz and hope you don’t get arrested for indecent exposure

DanClarke · Mar 4, 2021

doriz said:
Get yersen one of those cheap trail cams and then you know what is driving their behaviour. Foxes loves a rodent snack and Badgers a grub, or maybe this a wildlife trail either way you’ll gain insight. Then like you say, blast the run with pizz and hope you don’t get arrested for indecent exposure

Oh we know it is BOTH the badgers and the foxes, we have even seen them in the daytime.
It wasn't a "run" until my other half asked me to have new fencing put in and the old barrier removed. THEN it became their M1 route North/South.

kermit_rr · Mar 4, 2021

doriz said:
arrested for indecent exposure

No such thing

My Old Landy · Mar 4, 2021

kermit_rr said:
No such thing

Says you.......!

doriz · Mar 4, 2021

kermit_rr said:
No such thing

Shirley it cannot be acceptable to wave yer knob about in public, officer?

Wimblowdriver · Mar 4, 2021

Hippo said:
Screwfix?

Yup.

kermit_rr · Mar 4, 2021

My Old Landy said:
Says you.......!

doriz said:
Shirley it cannot be acceptable to wave yer knob about in public, officer?

there is a crime of 'exposure' but not indecent exposure. to be guilty, there must be intent to cause alarm or distress

My Old Landy · Mar 4, 2021

kermit_rr said:
there is a crime of 'exposure' but not indecent exposure. to be guilty, there must be intent to cause alarm or distress

Is that the PACE stuff? How things have changed from when I were a youngun lol

kermit_rr · Mar 4, 2021

My Old Landy said:
Is that the PACE stuff? How things have changed from when I were a youngun lol

I'm not sufficiently qualified to answer

but i notice PACE still lists indecent exposure as a qualifying offence

go figure

Hicap phill · Mar 4, 2021

DanClarke said:
Nope, badgers & foxes.

Find the other end of the run & block that to.
(Or do some cleaning with neat jays fluid

)

derwendolly · Mar 4, 2021

DanClarke said:
Morning All
Well those rotten horrible verminous critters have struck again and tried to dig a way under my barrier/fence.
There is dug-out mud all over the patio.
It is raining here so tidying it all up is going to be a muddy affair too. Horrible animals.
Anyway, MIL's washer arrives today and I am tasked with keeping her off the workmen so she leaves them alone.
Have a great day everyone.
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Animals - 2 and Human - 0

Stanleysteamer · Mar 4, 2021

kevstar said:
Errr nope So how would I describe it.....
more like if you get a massive bag of matches & throw up in the air, see how they land fooken everywhere lol

We just went tonto with the saws & dropped them everywhere thats what they wanted..

I do like it when you drop a tiny bit of Spanish into the conversation!
Others might think you chopped up the Lone Ranger's mate!

Stanleysteamer · Mar 4, 2021

kevstar said:
You giving me the disco then

If we did buy another car we would have to seriously make a decision as to which other one to get rid of as we would barely have room for it. Getting rid of the Mini helped.
Wifey intends to replace the Chesil Speedster with a Jaaaag, which fecks me off as want one too.
AND we have to get rid of the F off big box trailer and replace it with a car trailer. So it is all a pain.
I like all my Discos, but if push came to shove, providing they were all up and running right, i think I'd get rid of the D2, as it is such a pain. I am always doing stuff on it i never seem to be having to do on the other two. And it's auto.
But GIVE it away?
Hmm!
The day someone gives ME a car I might consider it!
I did have one female colleague who had 4 cars in succession given to her, and she was only having her wicked way with a guy for each of the last 3.

Still need it this year.
Got any swopsies?

Stanleysteamer · Mar 4, 2021

doriz said:
Ha ha, it gets used for motorway miles, dog mobile and diy. I’m not on Citroen zone talking bollox every night bellwhacker

No, you come on ere insted!

Stanleysteamer · Mar 4, 2021

Hippo said:
That will be cus yer on ere talkin bollox.

Sh!t said much the same without reading down the thread!
Must get over that!

Stanleysteamer · Mar 4, 2021

Hippo said:
Going to bed now. Can't find me paint scraper. Eye as bumps under me carpet where some twot as dropped plaster un left it. Eye wants ter scrape em oft. Mite after gerra nuvva one.

Reminds me of the story about the budgie!

Stanleysteamer · Mar 4, 2021

derwendolly said:
A 'heavy' looking morning 'ere but it is not raining, yet!
The wee one's out as usual, the big 'uns still asleep and I'm drinking me cuppa in mi pit.
The wee one's not been his usual self for a couple of days and last night I discovered why - he's pulled a claw off one of his front paws and it looks very sore. I rang the mobile vet and she is coming to see 'im.

Wot they like round yours?
Ours charge like feck.
Don't spose she'll do much more than stick some ointment on it, and/or maybe give him an antibiotic injection.
Anyway, you do have to look after your doggies, don't you?
We do, despite the cost.
We try to do it all in frogland where it is much cheeeeeper!
Best of luck for him!

Stanleysteamer · Mar 4, 2021

DanClarke said:
Morning All
Well those rotten horrible verminous critters have struck again and tried to dig a way under my barrier/fence.
There is dug-out mud all over the patio.
It is raining here so tidying it all up is going to be a muddy affair too. Horrible animals.
Anyway, MIL's washer arrives today and I am tasked with keeping her off the workmen so she leaves them alone.
Have a great day everyone.
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Bit of a Cougar is she then, on the quiet? Can't resist a bit of bum cleavage?!
Wish you could find some poison for your vermin. how about slug pellets? But then you have a dog too don't you?
Can't remember.
Have a nice day!

Stanleysteamer · Mar 4, 2021

kermit_rr said:
there is a crime of 'exposure' but not indecent exposure. to be guilty, there must be intent to cause alarm or distress

He can always pee in a bucket then put it where he needs!

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