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I am not a gitOld git
I would just like to say
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More so than people who are much younger than IBut you is very old
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You are most welcome young padawanSuch wise words oh wise one
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I’m not Irish!!
Well apparently I’ve got a bit of Irish and Scottish blood but I don’t talk about it
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Some things are best kept to yourself.I’m not Irish!!
Well apparently I’ve got a bit of Irish and Scottish blood but I don’t talk about it
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You don't need to know what day it is, its no longer important.This whole practice-retirement thing is really making remembering what day it is quite difficult
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I've heard properly retired people say that before and never really believed them until now.You don't need to know what day it is, its no longer important.
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Given the amount of lager I've had tonight, I find your statement worrying....
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Only if she is a "dog"! (You really did walk into that one!)
But a burd nuzzling your cheek is fine, a burd sticking her tongue down your throat can be nice too, but I only ever met one woman who could make me want to do it for more than a few minutes. So no need for the puke aspect!
But when my dog licks my cheek, I just push her away a bit, if it is annoying me.
Mind you ours are all wiimin dogs so no balls to lick.
But I do watch it with the one that still has her lady bits , every 5 months!
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Too true!This whole practice-retirement thing is really making remembering what day it is quite difficult
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...cept when it is bin dayYou don't need to know what day it is, its no longer important.
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RIGHT I CANT KEEP UP
Too many posts ive just had to skip 2 pages of posts (sorry)
You all have extra likes from me it just doesnt show on da forum
Too many posts ive just had to skip 2 pages of posts (sorry)
You all have extra likes from me it just doesnt show on da forum
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And birpdays, annie versaries and the like. Forgetting them carries the death penalty (or worse)...cept when it is bin day
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I only have two birpdays to remember and they are spaced well apart so I've got a good chance of remembering the next one before I'm too late.And birpdays, annie versaries and the like. Forgetting them carries the death penalty (or worse).
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Thort you were on late!RIGHT I CANT KEEP UP
Too many posts ive just had to skip 2 pages of posts (sorry)
You all have extra likes from me it just doesnt show on da forum
Depending where you have been you have missed Raquel Welch amongst other stuff.
You musta bin busy. hope you had a good day!
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Funnily i always have to remind wifey of the date of our wedding anniversary. she somehow knows all the others!
I keep this one in the bag for when I need it!
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Eye finished about 4ish then went to pick up wifey's prescription, came home had dinner
prawn curry n noodles...went to the boat yard to drop off some dressed bits of purple heart
timber for a customer...went to the unit to clean up the mini & fit the new private plate I bought
for the misses. (for double bonus points) wink wink
Raquel Welch I'll need to go back now lol
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