I would just like to say

There's a Freelandering poll over ere. All you secret Freelanderers can vote safe in the knowledge we can't see the option yer picked.

https://www.landyzone.co.uk/land-rover/what-freelander-have-you-got-poll-version-2.256178/

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Looks like I'm the only one in ere.

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Ere, did you lot know dartmoor navigator has bought a Freelander 1?
just saying

Morning Hippster.
Why would he want to do a daf6t thing like that?

Oldseadog said:

Morning Hippster.
Why would he want to do a daf6t thing like that?

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He's finally realised Freelanders rule.
For many years tartterers have been knocking our Freelanders and their owners in an attempt to reduce the price of Freelanders. Now they're buying up said Freelanders cheap. A cunning plan some would say.

A cunning plan indeed!
Buy up all the Gaylanders, and then present them to Clarkson to see if the doors really do fall orft when they gets damp!
Then there will be no more gaylanderers trying to give the impression that they are somehow potentially on equal terms with us porcine-loving Tratterers!
We'll still stop at the side of the road when your Freeloader drops apart, if only to laugh and offer you either a toe up the jacksie, or a tow to somewhere out of sight so that your embarrassmentation is kepted to a minimumum!

Yer but no but our doors don't fall oft when wet.

I was driving along the motorway t'other day and there was a tratter broken down. I laughed and thought of you lot.

Hippopottymouth, go and wash your mouth out wiv soap!
Tratters don't break down ... she was just having a rest to make you feel betterer!

Oldseadog said:

Hippopottymouth, go and wash your mouth out wiv soap!
Tratters don't break down ... she was just having a rest to make you feel betterer!

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With the bonnet up.

Just showing you what a real engine looks like

Oldseadog said:

Just showing you what a real engine looks like

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A Chug along diesel. I should have stopped to ask if it needed a tow.

It is not uncommon for us Tratterers to get the urge to pull over so that we can lift the bonnet to admire the design, artistry and engineering perfection that has been condensed into such a wonderfully, visually accessible space!
Unfortunately Hipps, you are of that ilk where you cannot appreciate the finer things in life!