I would just like to say
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Dan_Trials
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Just had 4 mint clubs, not had them in years!
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they keep eating everything in ere and not replacing it.Don't like them
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The biscuit barrel's got a hole in it annorl, what a surprise....
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Well who's got the lid. Don't want to be eating stale custard creams.
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I dunno, but he's got the biscuit barrel lid and he's in deep trouble!!!!
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I'm just stepping outside. I might be some time.....
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I went to get some chocolate hob nobs. No one should drive under the influence of custard creams.
Shouldn't be so posh thenGlad yer found us. Ere, I was up your way recently. Yer petrol in sainsburys is 3p more eggspensive than our sainsburys.
We dont shop at Sainsburys
And where have all the good smilies gone?????
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Not many smilies as they tried to get the new forum going as quick as they could to stop peeps moaning. They have promised some more in the future but they're also said to be fixing/sorting out other things at the moment so it's on hold. If I were you I'd pm, shorry start a conversation with accy + roy and ask them for more smilies. They like a bit of banter... so yer should tell them to ***in get on with it now yer pair of ***'s.
I have me own smilies in reserve. Had them for years. New they would come in handy one day.
I have me own smilies in reserve. Had them for years. New they would come in handy one day.
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My Freelander is the bestist and has:
Leffer heated comfortable seats.
Comfortable suspension.
Enough power to accelerate 0 to 60mph in 10 seconds.
Brakes that actually work. 67 to 0mph in 4 seconds.
Space for 4 passengers to travel in comfort.
Air conditioning (proper air con - not a hole in the bulkhead)
A heater that works.
Smooth auto gearbox with optional sport mode and manual shift.
Headlights that actually light up the road ahead.
No rust.
A radio you can hear.
4 wheel drive.
Electronic traction control.
ABS.
Hill Descent Control.
Electronic Brake force Distribution.
Boot space big enough to put in everything I need.
A diagnostic socket I can use to fault find it.
Electric windows and mirrors.
Roof bars so I can fit ma roof rack bars.
Go anywhere ability oft road.
Enough power to tow a caravan if I want to be a snail.
Can actually steer round corners and follow the road ahead.
Doesn't have any water leaks.
Looks smart and is presentable.
Doors that dun't fall oft.
Comfortable on long journeys.
Up yours tratterers.
Yeah, yeah but it doesn't have a coffee machine does it?
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