I would just like to say

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Well It rained tow nights ago mixed in with a bit of thunder etc, then most of yesterday ao had to use the wipers for a while, wish wifey would clean the inside of her windscreen.
Got to wine place, blokey had our wine ready and gave us a fee one, plus two bottles of their lovely olive oyl.
Then 5 miles down troad, wifey pipes up, "We needed another bottle of oyl" FFS.
No, didn't go back for it.:rolleyes:
'Pparently we have one for each country and needed one for daughter who is dealing with our post etc. Hmm!
So quiet night and still drizzling today.
Rang freezer people. When is three days not three days for delivery? When it is in Frogland.
Apprently that does not count "ordering time". So ordered Wednesday, will be with us, "sometime beginning of next week". Everything is always done to their convenience, never the customer, and our damsons are slowly rotting, one by one!:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
So today we will be spending some time humping wine around, ;););)
 
The "other" son (youngest) is trying to sell his house and has been made a reasonable offer. :D:D
Guess what? He wants help to fix all the "little-things" he promised/told the purchasers he would get "sorted".:oops:
Guess WHO he anticipates will do all this crap while he sits there "Working From Home"? :rolleyes:
Kids eh? ;)
Pleased he is getting out of there though, I never liked that house. There's a drug-dealer just down the street and some right dodgy types there.
Its saving grace is that it is close to the best infants school in the area and the centre of town and walking distance tot he station (when people used to travel to London to work-that is).
 
DanClarke said:
The "other" son (youngest) is trying to sell his house and has been made a reasonable offer. :D:D
Guess what? He wants help to fix all the "little-things" he promised/told the purchasers he would get "sorted".:oops:
Guess WHO he anticipates will do all this crap while he sits there "Working From Home"? :rolleyes:
Kids eh? ;)
Pleased he is getting out of there though, I never liked that house. There's a drug-dealer just down the street and some right dodgy types there.
Its saving grace is that it is close to the best infants school in the area and the centre of town and walking distance tot he station (when people used to travel to London to work-that is).
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Trying to sort out ownership of my house to be divvy'd up between the kids, was going to do it at the end of last year, but prevaricated and the Covid, so will do it this year ... eventually ... :rolleyes::oops:
 
I cannot keep this in!!!
Got to tell you all!
My stupid French noddy phone that I have to stick a chip in once a year to get the Livebox and landline on, has a special feature I came across by accident.
"FAKE CALL"

Fake call? What the fu ck is that all about? Wifey hasn't got it on her supposedly all singin, all dancin latest iPhone.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, I was falling about laughing and showing it to her and guess what I found in the "options"
SILENT!!!!!!!!!!

sO WHATS TO STOP YOU JUST PULLING THE PHONE OUT OF YOUR POCKET AND SAYING "IT'S ON VIBRATE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think I'll wake up soon and this will be a dream.
If you find it hard to believe I'll put up a pic, when I can stop laughing!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
I think I have a draught to fix:oops:
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Anyway, sorted the wine out today and found blokey had given us the right number of boxes but got mixed up, one more box of cheap stuff and a box missing of more expensive stuff, but we paid for what we ordered!:mad::mad:

So sent an email and hope he'll just send a cheque.

Similar happened before with another grower, only that time it was a lot more boxes and if we hadn't been honest we'da got more expensive stuff. So we met halfway tween here and there and swopped them all back over.

Trouble is the boxes look so similar.:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
Apart from that, quiet day, and colder, 18deg C outside, that is a heck of a lot cooler than it has been
Sleep tight everyone!:):):)
 
Stanleysteamer said:
I cannot keep this in!!!
Got to tell you all!
My stupid French noddy phone that I have to stick a chip in once a year to get the Livebox and landline on, has a special feature I came across by accident.
"FAKE CALL"

Fake call? What the fu ck is that all about? Wifey hasn't got it on her supposedly all singin, all dancin latest iPhone.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, I was falling about laughing and showing it to her and guess what I found in the "options"
SILENT!!!!!!!!!!

sO WHATS TO STOP YOU JUST PULLING THE PHONE OUT OF YOUR POCKET AND SAYING "IT'S ON VIBRATE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think I'll wake up soon and this will be a dream.
If you find it hard to believe I'll put up a pic, when I can stop laughing!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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Haha I seen that on my elderly neighbours phone the other day an wondered wtf is that for :D
 
Eye as add crumpits fer dinna. Spuds fer tea. Eye put one ov me garig dor fraymes tergevva un glued it un waked me wuddun pegs int mortice. Eye as cuttid me new middul bit ter replace twistid won. Eye need ter avva wurd wiv mortica as she int cuttid won ov me mortice long enuff buy tu mil. Eye missd bits of laska oft roadin as eye fella sheep int chair. Just woked tup cold un transfurd ter bed. Winta be ere. Eatin be truggerud soon. Me cassul be close ter whennit auto cums on cuzzit be cold.
 
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