I would just like to say

Psst..
I had one!

Me clamps errived terday. Eye be appy. They be strong un gud valyou at arf pryce.

I is glad I int furloughed. My day oft today was filled wif nex to bugger all..
An I is knakkid.
Retiremint int lookin so shiny right now..

Still, a bright day awaits, who knows what might happen. Speshly with the Pumpkin King still spouting burrlocks

Gilbert the Grouse..

Henry_b said:

Gilbert the Grouse..

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Nice one Aitch. #2, reminds me of anuvver bird..
Noffence. Jus kidding..

Turktowner said:

I is glad I int furloughed. My day oft today was filled wif nex to bugger all..
An I is knakkid.
Retiremint int lookin so shiny right now..

Still, a bright day awaits, who knows what might happen. Speshly with the Pumpkin King still spouting burrlocks

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Yer need ter lurn owter put yer feet tup un fall ersheep int chair. If yer strugglin fer fings yer do try startin by gerrin tup layt.

Mornin folks. An a VEry appi Fridi to you.
Today I shall be mosly layin around, intispersed wif a smatterin of tinkrin, a sprinklin of fettlin, no doubt a bit of bodgin an genral muckin about as directed by swmbo.

Hope you have a lovely day

Mornin orl. Be braight an shiny doan yer in Deb'n, tis ban collidy simly. Us boys need wood but varm store be shut, us'll wait turmorra. Off ter du watterin now.

Morning All
Still here and another lovely day. What's not to like?
Just off out for her paper, then back here for Coffee
Have a great day everyone!

To The Guardian
As men are more vulnerable to Covid-19, has anyone considered allowing women and children out of lockdown first? We could run the country for a few weeks and see how things go while men stay at home baking banana bread and clapping.
Sarah Moss, Coventry

This gets my vote

Can they make it 4 weeks int stead of 2. Am oft int may so ole of june wud do.

Hippo said:

Can they make it 4 weeks int stead of 2. Am oft int may so ole of june wud do.

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Maybe for you, but I want to go back, I wasting myself at home ...

Turktowner said:

To The Guardian
As men are more vulnerable to Covid-19, has anyone considered allowing women and children out of lockdown first? We could run the country for a few weeks and see how things go while men stay at home baking banana bread and clapping.
Sarah Moss, Coventry

This gets my vote

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Us boys gree holehartidly. Us laikes a bit uv cukin. Us'll luke oat us floral pinafore, be gude ter get back in touch wiv us femminin side.

Av gorra nuvva taybul frompt wuk ter purrup ter ide unda. The stooooopid int world be gerrin stooooopida. Ter day feels lyke er saturday even thow it be bank ollyday munday. but as eye int garn chopppin as normul it cud be sunday. Su be oat ter confirm that.

Hippo said:

it be bank ollyday munday.

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Oh NO! I as overslept a whole weekend . How will I ever catch up wif all me jobs?

Unexpectedly warm today.
Just been in to town to buy some new fuses and it's already 20°c

I've been putting up a few more shelves and shadow boards in my workshop it's getting there!

Tis days lyke this yer wonda if we wud av bin able ter manage int ww2 lyke they did. We can't agree ter stay ut ome un use ur fone ter worn us of infecshun. They adter run ter shelta ter save emselves. Whurls apart int same whurl.

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Tis days lyke this yer wonda if we wud av bin able ter manage int ww2 lyke they did. We can't agree ter stay ut ome un use ur fone ter worn us of infecshun. They adter run ter shelta ter save emselves. Whurls apart int same whurl.

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But in those days no one would be trying to steal your identity etc. The government have been known to lose data......

@Hippo I have finally got my morticer back from my FiL and it still works!! It is an Axminster one from 2004. Nice bit of kit I leant it to him in 2011