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ffs it all depends on how much wood would be in the wood pile before the woodchuck started chuckin wood wouldn't it? also depend if the boss would be paying per wood or would he be paying per chuck or would he be paying per wood chucked or would he perfer the chucked wood approach.
but most importantly would the woodchuck be a member of the wood chuck wood chuckers union?

if yer gonna ask stupid questions atleast give us all the information needed so i can give you a definative answer.

geeeesss! how many times to i have to say this?
 
slob said:
ffs it all depends on how much wood would be in the wood pile before the woodchuck started chuckin wood wouldn't it? also depend if the boss would be paying per wood or would he be paying per chuck or would he be paying per wood chucked or would he perfer the chucked wood approach.
but most importantly would the woodchuck be a member of the wood chuck wood chuckers union?

if yer gonna ask stupid questions atleast give us all the information needed so i can give you a definative answer.

geeeesss! how many times to i have to say this?
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OK, have to be enough fer to make a little fire & boil a kettle o water fer tea - so must be dry, so that would be a pretty small pile cos there wont be much dry wood about - & dont ferget the kindling.
Bosses are a tight lot so it would be payment only on completion of the job, and they wouldnt pay extra per woodchuck.
Ordinarily the woodchuck would of course have to be part of the wood chuck wood chuckers union - as otherwise they'd have all gone on strike, but in this age of europeanationalityisticlesness he could come from anywhere & would probably get away without being a member - and it would be pretty hard to trace him anyway.
And the destination of the chucked wood would of course be the back of a S2a 88.....
 
ere herr slobmeister

sorry to resurrect an old fred but as "bodger extraordinaire" - how do yu get the diff drain plug out if yu aint got the proper tool. none of my screwdrivers touch the piggin thing. what fings that come to hand can you use? or more precisely what can I use?
 
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