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blue beasty · Feb 26, 2015

Rosie said:
1. Best dog there.
2. Dog that can run back to owner from furthest away.
3. Best imitation of owner by dog.
4. Cutest dog in a car and everywhere.

:clap2:

I like number 3

blackstrat · Feb 26, 2015

Rosie said:
1. Best dog there.
2. Dog that can run back to owner from furthest away.
3. Best imitation of owner by dog.
4. Cutest dog in a car and everywhere.

:clap2:

:doh: No no no..

Look I will be far too busy judging Miss LandyZone 2015 to be messing about with stupid dogs.. speaking of which I don't want you getting dog hairs all over your best LBD either..!

Rosie · Feb 26, 2015

blue beasty said:
I like number 3

:clap2: me too!!!

we can have prizes for dog that look like their owner and also for similar personality

blackstrat said:
:doh: No no no..

Look I will be far too busy judging Miss LandyZone 2015 to be messing about with stupid dogs.. speaking of which I don't want you getting dog hairs all over your best LBD either..!

And what pray tell are your judging categories for Miss LandyZone?

I don't have a LBD

I have jeans and a tshirt, will that do?

gstuart · Feb 26, 2015

blackstrat said:
Well I was thinking..

1. Best dog not there.
2. Dog that can run furthest away.
3. Best imitation dog.
4. Cutest dog in a car.

What do you think...?

wonder if the dog who can go round the food tent and eat the most scraps competion , lol

ref number 2 , my bichon will wander off soon as u let her off the lead, and keeps bloody going and going and going

oh perlease don't have one that looks like there owner, as it's unfair as my dog is better looking than me ,

blackstrat · Feb 26, 2015

Rosie said:
:clap2: me too!!!

we can have prizes for dog that look like their owner and also for similar personality

And what pray tell are your judging categories for Miss LandyZone?

I don't have a LBD I have jeans and a tshirt, will that do?

Jeans would have to be tight due to the leg judging process but yes that's ok..

Categories.. well due to the controversy surrounding beauty pageants in recent years I decided to bring in a couple of consultants to help decide the categories to ensure that we ended up with an event that was not only fair, but one which we could be proud of in these modern times. So, the categories we decided on are as follows..

1. Biggest boobies
2. Sexiest legs
3. Best lap dance
4. Fastest washer-upper

My thanks to JohnM70 and Wolf for their help.

Lakes Rob · Feb 26, 2015

blackstrat said:
Jeans would have to be tight due to the leg judging process but yes that's ok..

Categories.. well due to the controversy surrounding beauty pageants in recent years I decided to bring in a couple of consultants to help decide the categories to ensure that we ended up with an event that was not only fair, but one which we could be proud of in these modern times. So, the categories we decided on are as follows..

1. Biggest boobies
2. Sexiest legs
3. Best lap dance
4. Fastest washer-upper

My thanks to JohnM70 and Wolf for their help.

May I suggest another one?

- The fastest cleaning and valeting of a muddy landy!

blackstrat · Feb 26, 2015

Lakes Rob said:
May I suggest another one?

- The fastest cleaning and valeting of a muddy landy!

Bit sexist isn't it..?

Lakes Rob · Feb 26, 2015

blackstrat said:
Bit sexist isn't it..?

Not really. Sam can do my disco and I'll do her fender!

Rosie · Feb 26, 2015

blackstrat said:
Jeans would have to be tight due to the leg judging process but yes that's ok..

Categories.. well due to the controversy surrounding beauty pageants in recent years I decided to bring in a couple of consultants to help decide the categories to ensure that we ended up with an event that was not only fair, but one which we could be proud of in these modern times. So, the categories we decided on are as follows..

1. Biggest boobies
2. Sexiest legs
3. Best lap dance
4. Fastest washer-upper

My thanks to JohnM70 and Wolf for their help.

oh

i wont win any of those

1. Biggest boobies - teeny
2. Sexiest legs - too muscly
3. Best lap dance - not going to happen
4. Fastest washer-upper - never happens

Can we have an arm wrestle or newest landy, or cutest labrador, scruffiest hair, blandest clothes

anything i'm even likely to come runner up at?

I never win owt me :violin:

gstuart · Feb 26, 2015

could have the labrador with the biggest screw loose

mines the dumbest

or the furthest recall , lol

dogs that talk, my bichon does, honest and she makes sense to

does that mean I've lost the plot

blackstrat · Feb 26, 2015

Rosie said:
oh i wont win any of those

1. Biggest boobies - teeny
2. Sexiest legs - too muscly
3. Best lap dance - not going to happen
4. Fastest washer-upper - never happens

Can we have an arm wrestle or newest landy, or cutest labrador, scruffiest hair, blandest clothes

anything i'm even likely to come runner up at?

I never win owt me :violin:

Could probably do some mental exercises or something.. I dunno something like you get blindfolded then have to write your phone number down..?

Rosie · Feb 26, 2015

blackstrat said:
Could probably do some mental exercises or something.. I dunno something like you get blindfolded then have to write your phone number down..?

yeaaaahhhh can't really hold a pen very well since i cut my thumb off

can we have something else?

blackstrat · Feb 26, 2015

Rosie said:
yeaaaahhhh can't really hold a pen very well since i cut my thumb off

can we have something else?

You're just deliberately being difficult now..

Rosie · Feb 26, 2015

blackstrat said:
You're just deliberately being difficult now..

Can I just have the prize for being most speshul? And then I'll go away and be quiet

blackstrat · Feb 26, 2015

Rosie said:
Can I just have the prize for being most speshul? And then I'll go away and be quiet

more than my life's worth that.. she'd kill me.. you'll just have to keep wittering on..

Rosie · Feb 26, 2015

blackstrat said:
more than my life's worth that.. she'd kill me.. you'll just have to keep wittering on..

I didn't mean lovelydovey speshul

blackstrat · Feb 26, 2015

Rosie said:
I didn't mean lovelydovey speshul

Oh you mean 'speshul'.. like wot BB is..

Yes ok then.. You win!

Rosie · Feb 26, 2015

blackstrat said:
Oh you mean 'speshul'.. like wot BB is..

Yes ok then.. You win!

Wots me prize?

livers · Feb 26, 2015

Rosie said:
Have you decided on the categories for the LZ11 doggy show yet?

doggy?......doggy?.....You weren't there last year

blackstrat · Feb 26, 2015

Rosie said:
Wots me prize?

PM sent..

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