All info about LZ11

gstuart said:

sure

as I pick my cup of tea up

can then shout up to 3 down two 3 , lol

careful as I will have my camera and it's got a nice soon lens on it, lol

plus hope there will be a snooze competion

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Nobody is allowed to take photos of me... I don't allow it. You'd have to get me to sign a release form :lol:

Also, what kind of evil being would take photos of ladies working out that's just mean!!!!


The only thing I will be doing is walking the dog

lcbandit said:

1 I'm sure someone will have bigger norks than mine but they're not too bad but usually hidden under a hoody!
2. legs too fat!
3. no chance
4.no chance

what about one for the biggest ass? i may win that one!!!:clap2:

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Is one of them ladies you? Sexxxxxxxyyyyyy

just bought my ticket for the weekend

Only got two more to buy but that'll be for the next two paydays

Really looking forward to this again. .was great last year

Rosie said:

Nobody is allowed to take photos of me... I don't allow it. You'd have to get me to sign a release form :lol:

Also, what kind of evil being would take photos of ladies working out that's just mean!!!!


The only thing I will be doing is walking the dog

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when u take the dogs , careful I don't hook up candy to ur lead without u looking , lol

me take pics of ladies exercising would I do such a thing , nah , never , who me , want to remain breathing , lol

110woman said:

just bought my ticket for the weekend

Only got two more to buy but that'll be for the next two paydays

Really looking forward to this again. .was great last year

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watched the video and sent it to james to watch , he can't wait either , is worse than a kid at Christmas ,

better make sure I stay close to u and Rosie's fenders on the laning trips and get my towing strops attached before hand , hheeeelllllllpppppppp

Rosie said:

Soooooo as well as the dog show, landy zone lady of the year etc etc

Anyone want to do a 6am boot camp work out






I am joking... Kind of....

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Have you not been told about the 6AM running of the bulls that took place last year? True!

gstuart said:

sure

as I pick my cup of tea up

can then shout up to 3 down two 3 , lol

careful as I will have my camera and it's got a nice soon lens on it, lol

plus hope there will be a snooze competion

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I like your misprint there. A soon lense:lol:

flatlander said:

Have you not been told about the 6AM running of the bulls that took place last year? True!

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Not sure that sounds appealing

gstuart said:

think that's the worst question a lady can ever ask a guy, does my bum look big in this

even worse when I useto reply , hang on just need to back up abit as I can't get it all in , lol

useto get a slapped arse for that so I never repeated it, honest I didn't

now where can I hide ,

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"Do these jeans make my bum look big?".....


..."No, your big bum makes your bum look big".

I wanna go, but my friends refuse point blank to postpone their wedding. Selfish bastards!

wattfield said:

I wanna go, but my friends refuse point blank to postpone their wedding. Selfish bastards!

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Call in sick…

Rosie said:

Nobody is allowed to take photos of me... I don't allow it. You'd have to get me to sign a release form :lol:

Also, what kind of evil being would take photos of ladies working out that's just mean!!!!


The only thing I will be doing is walking the dog

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Cameras should be banned at all LZ events..

blackstrat said:

Cameras should be banned at all LZ events..

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Well photos of landies and doggies are ok…

Rosie said:

Not sure that sounds appealing

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I woke up to the sound of thundering hooves and shouts, looked out to find that the not - fully - grown cattle in the next field had gotten amongst the tents

At this point I would like to claim that I wrestled each one to the ground and threw them over the fence, but in fact they were being expertly headed by (I think) Pikey and others.
No tents were harmed:clap2:

flatlander said:

I woke up to the sound of thundering hooves and shouts, looked out to find that the not - fully - grown cattle in the next field had gotten amongst the tents

At this point I would like to claim that I wrestled each one to the ground and threw them over the fence, but in fact they were being expertly headed by (I think) Pikey and others.
No tents were harmed:clap2:

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Did they make it back to their field or is that where the burgers came from?

Unfortunately this year's dummy spitting contest has had to be cancelled because of health and safety regulations.

Luckily the spanner throwing contest will be going ahead (rusted nuts and bolts supplied) and will be followed by the ever popular 'Hunt the spanner'.

Due to the quality of this year's contestants we are hoping to break the world record at 'Pouring EP90 in yer eye while lying on yer back in a puddle'.

'Best drag act' will be included....not that it's very popular but nobody knows how to stop Pikey from entering

blue beasty said:

Unfortunately this year's dummy spitting contest has had to be cancelled because of health and safety regulations.

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But, but…but…. I was going to win this one when I get my landy stuck on a patch of flat grass (been taking lessons of wolfie)

Rosie said:

Did they make it back to their field or is that where the burgers came from?

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I didn't ask

Will there be pancakes..?

Rosie said:

Did they make it back to their field or is that where the burgers came from?

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No physical harm was caused though after being herded by a half dressed Pikey several of the cows needed therapy

blackstrat said:

Will there be pancakes..?

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Are you still harping on about pancakes?