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May I suggest another one?

- The fastest cleaning and valeting of a muddy landy!


err...I don't think so ....you know I like it dirty my love ;):lvhappy-003: :D


Anyhow- I have another competition - a really big expensive prize for the LZ member with the most kids .....( now just got to make sure Ryder doesn't come to the event somehow :eek: )
 

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plus there will be plenty of hotdogs

taste very nice i believe , lol
 

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Jeans would have to be tight due to the leg judging process but yes that's ok..

Categories.. well due to the controversy surrounding beauty pageants in recent years I decided to bring in a couple of consultants to help decide the categories to ensure that we ended up with an event that was not only fair, but one which we could be proud of in these modern times. So, the categories we decided on are as follows..

1. Biggest boobies
2. Sexiest legs
3. Best lap dance
4. Fastest washer-upper

My thanks to JohnM70 and Wolf for their help.

1 I'm sure someone will have bigger norks than mine but they're not too bad but usually hidden under a hoody!
2. legs too fat!
3. no chance
4.no chance

what about one for the biggest ass? i may win that one!!!:clap2:
 

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Soooooo as well as the dog show, landy zone lady of the year etc etc

Anyone want to do a 6am boot camp work out :D






I am joking... Kind of....
 
Soooooo as well as the dog show, landy zone lady of the year etc etc

Anyone want to do a 6am boot camp work out :D






I am joking... Kind of....

sure

as I pick my cup of tea up

can then shout up to 3 down two 3 , lol

careful as I will have my camera and it's got a nice zoom lens on it, lol

plus hope there will be a snooze competion
 
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Oh my days...

I'm so easily swayed. See you all there :D

sucker , lol

plus milly loves cuddles , so she disappears will know she's with u

what ever u do don't mention the word train to candy , my lab

as she knows a train makes the sound of chew , chew and goes nuts

see I told u I need to get out more, lol
 
1 I'm sure someone will have bigger norks than mine but they're not too bad but usually hidden under a hoody!
2. legs too fat!
3. no chance
4.no chance

what about one for the biggest ass? i may win that one!!!:clap2:

think that's the worst question a lady can ever ask a guy, does my bum look big in this

even worse when I useto reply , hang on just need to back up abit as I can't get it all in , lol

useto get a slapped arse for that so I never repeated it, honest I didn't

now where can I hide , ;);)
 
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