doggy?......doggy?.....You weren't there last year
Omg MEAN!
doggy?......doggy?.....You weren't there last year
And what pray tell are your judging categories for Miss LandyZone?
I don't have a LBD I have jeans and a tshirt, will that do?
Have to admit it could get dicey during the leg judging stages..No LBD? You'll just have to come in your pants.
Oh.....wait.....that'll be what will happen to Stratty.
I'm not coming anymore
I'm not coming anymore
Why?
Because the boys are mean and I just wanted to win a prize and I don't want to have to just wear pants :Cry:
Oh for goodness sake.. you can play with the dogs afterwards Rosie..
May I suggest another one?
- The fastest cleaning and valeting of a muddy landy!
err...I don't think so ....you know I like it dirty my love :lvhappy-003:
Anyhow- I have another competition - a really big expensive prize for the LZ member with the most kids ..... )
I'm not coming anymore
Jeans would have to be tight due to the leg judging process but yes that's ok..
Categories.. well due to the controversy surrounding beauty pageants in recent years I decided to bring in a couple of consultants to help decide the categories to ensure that we ended up with an event that was not only fair, but one which we could be proud of in these modern times. So, the categories we decided on are as follows..
1. Biggest boobies
2. Sexiest legs
3. Best lap dance
4. Fastest washer-upper
My thanks to JohnM70 and Wolf for their help.
plus there will be plenty of hotdogs
taste very nice i believe , lol
Soooooo as well as the dog show, landy zone lady of the year etc etc
Anyone want to do a 6am boot camp work out
I am joking... Kind of....
Oh my days...
I'm so easily swayed. See you all there
1 I'm sure someone will have bigger norks than mine but they're not too bad but usually hidden under a hoody!
2. legs too fat!
3. no chance
4.no chance
what about one for the biggest ass? i may win that one!!!:clap2:
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