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  1. hard0898

    new bar/night club

    who said anything about pay
  2. hard0898

    the zone inn(open all day)

    if ee's gonna sing tell him to get his arse into me shushi bar
  3. hard0898

    new bar/night club

    right listen in you bunch of Very nice people who i addore greatly,am opening a brand new sushi,lap dancing and kareoh..karioke..singing bar. the tarts will be lead by little nay ( who isn't really little) grunt will supply the sushi once he's caught some perch and carp and any of you...
  4. hard0898

    Cubby Box

    ****ers not even level! am gonna have to go ahead an cancel my order
  5. hard0898

    the zone inn(open all day)

    you was warned! now get yerself on that there spit roast
  6. hard0898

    the zone inn(open all day)

    yer pigs bean eaten, ah wis hungry and i'll eat you next if you say anything!
  7. hard0898

    the zone inn(open all day)

    i had a dorg once. it tried to hump ma angle grinder..we called him half shaft
  8. hard0898

    porn for grunt

    wel lyoung lady yule have to audition fer me before ya can start work in me night club, ah was thinkin of calling it "the piston broke"
  9. hard0898

    porn for grunt

    so who was this speaker who's pole you jigged around?
  10. hard0898

    porn for grunt

    hey! you! burd! come and work at my night club or else.
  11. hard0898

    the zone inn(open all day)

    if your fookin orf am gonna turn this place into a night club wiff pole and lap dances... might even get some germans aswell.. i'll stick a couple of private booths in. an any drugs will have to be bought through bob. and, and we'll get some scrutocks ole scrot. real beer 55% proof. now fook...
  12. hard0898

    the zone inn(open all day)

    PINT! a fooking measly PINT! al hiv a fookin bucket full and you'd better fill it to tit top ......and i don't want none of yer poncey beer! gees a bucket of rubbin alcohol
  13. hard0898

    Cubby Box

    you admit to owning a jack russell? bring it to france next year i'm sure we'llfind a use for it.
  14. hard0898

    Stupid posts

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoss_%28professional_wrestling%29 this from the great wikipedia explains what a hoss is. simply put ( which is probably best for a hoss) a hoss is big but lacks any thingelse that could be called a 'plus'. i.e thick,no charm, and probably smelly aswell. now it must...
  15. hard0898

    Zulu

    nah! mate they all lean to the nearside as thats where the fat drivers keeps his stash of sweeties and mars bars
  16. hard0898

    Lower Radiator Hose

    good lad!! you know it makes sense
  17. hard0898

    Lower Radiator Hose

    can i have 10points too because i'm hard?
  18. hard0898

    Air Con Pipe Rubbing

    i think this covered a few weeks back when someone had A/C trouble .; was it lrguy that stated the fact that this pipe can rub?
  19. hard0898

    Fitting a Weber carb

    fitting the carb is fairly easy . i believe the trouble starts with the linkage for it
  20. hard0898

    Which wire goes where (voltmeter)

    we'll pick on the insane ones, starting with you. unless of course you have buggered off to the big boys forum by then
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