No, I’ve had them all, including 2 freelanders, I’ve got a lovely P38 with one problem…..knackered liners, its running luvverly…but with the dreaded tick tick, tick and water shortages…..anyone wanting a divorce, mental breakdown and hours of hard Labour…yours for the price of a reconditioned...

Buggerinhell it’s hot, desk fan and celling fan gannin like the clappers and it’s still ower warm.

Yon Hamilton was a sneaky bugger…, don’t follow motors sports…but we won-)

Cubs, scouts, sea cadets, TA, regular army….do yer 22 or return to a decently paid job in civvy st .a …natural one time progression……unfortunately gone, kids….oops sorry …’the younger generation’ …courtesy of one T Blair seem to think that however thick they may be, they are still entitled to...

Wish I could, two nights in Scunthorpe were sweltering, got back home it’s overcast but still uncomfortably hot.

You ain’t kidding…fan going full blast in our hotel room and it’s still sweltering.

Same in the travellodge, Scunthorpe even with the fan going full blast…..sweaty night ahead

Leaving everything to No 2 son with instructions to divide as He sees fit, with already given ‘appropriations’ to be deducted…..we are lucky, he is straight as a die……not like his da…..suspect like, No 1 son he has inherited morals and decency from his stepmother…..who turned me onto the...

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Preferably Epsom green, I know me quest seems somewhat ‘suicidal’ but I’ve just had the somewhat dubious pleasure of driving a modern car (Toyota corrolar) down the A1…..think about braking? and it slams the anchors on, accelerating? either slam the pedal down or creep past thon lorry doing...

How big is your lawn? Just to get a bit of perspective?

Put it this way, he’s only getting now what he will probably get when we turn our toes up, I have given cash help to both my sons and various other relatives, but I have told them what they get now will be deducted from their eventual settlements, so those not askin for help now will get a...

I’ve just had the horror of horrors driving from Morpeth to Scunthorpe, big closure of the A1…naively thought diversions signs would be in place…..not a chance …big sign saying ‘road closed ahead follow diversions’ nothing after that, after an hour and a half exploring Durham and North...

If you can find them, doing up a new single axel trailer, son says giz a couple of cable ties Da, hunted high n low…..and I know I’ve got 2 packs..8” and 10”. And I can’t put me hands on either!

And timorra should be a good day, gannin doon ti Scunthorpe ti see No 1 son and family, our one and only grandougter has forgotten what we look like, thon zoom doesn’t cut it when families need cuddles. Lots ov cuddles n alcohol aheid Bit ****ed off that we need a hire car when thon P38 was...

Looks like it hasn’t been deprived of TLC?

Top of the morning to yis aall woken up by the builder mekkin an orly start, buggerinell he’s a grafter.

You haven’t, don’t be daft. For some reason I am inundated with likes….even Kermit must be jealous-)