yella
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ming said:aint got a pound Della so gonna use the wifes knickers. . .
don't think the chip fat will get through the **** stains mate
ming said:aint got a pound Della so gonna use the wifes knickers. . .
Mrs MING is very clean lady and always changes her thunders after three skidders,so there. . .yella disco said:don't think the chip fat will get through the **** stains mate
Massargin ma farmer giles. . .mondo said:Wots She doin with her other hand in yer Avitar?
Well still on 20% and runs fine if anything sounds quieter and seems ta run smoother. . .ming said:Ok now on 20% running fine ,Mrs Ming thinks I'm completely bonkers ,the chippy smell has defiantly kicked in ,all the small earthlings keep asking for a bag, got a Chinese mate who runs a chippy i call him[wunhunglow] he said i can have loads for free[oil that is] so i need ta find out how ta filter it as its old used oil,so if i can do this it will be free,so anyhow will let ya know if i have any problems. . .
Hi Ming!ming said:Well still on 20% and runs fine if anything sounds quieter and seems ta run smoother. . .
Well ya got a good point Mondo but power has not bin effected, I'm gonna keep running like this for another 3 weeks, then I'm gonna change the fuel filter ,and cut the old filter in half to see what crud has bin picked up,and at the same time take out an injector to see if any difference[in colour]. . .mondo said:Hi Ming!
wonder if the smoother, quieter runnings down to the oil having a lower flash point
But glad its going well
slob said:but then if mrs ming is with you , you'd already have the fish and chips smell going.
Bad Slob. . . Mrs Ming smells of roses and sweet primrose on a calm barmy night [slurp parp hic ] then she gets the whip out. . .slob said:but then if mrs ming is with you , you'd already have the fish and chips smell going.
Iwould never attack you earthlings,only that gay Gordan bloke ,HE,S GOT IT COMING, the nancy ****. . .Gareth Coe said:So Ming, when you launch your attack on planet Earth with all your war machines be powered by Veggie oil?
ming said:Iwould never attack you earthlings,
ming said:Iwould never attack you earthlings
Igot the balls my fleet is always on alert,just got no truck wiv earthlings[so dont poke the pig]and Mrs Ming thinks landy guys are cute,thats the only thing thats saving your world. . .marksurry said:He aint got the balls