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is that away or towards the norf end?
Away from in a downward direction unfortunately. Not to worry the donkey lashers will be in the northern premier league soon.
is that away or towards the norf end?
well fook me, I av never eard em called that b4Away from in a downward direction unfortunately. Not to worry the donkey lashers will be in the northern premier league soon.
My house is called Wattfield. Someone called Watt lived here once. Boring, but my story won't hold you back from your dinner.
Three different orifices in one session?Hi Gerry did you eventually score the hat trick?
Well they have a new manager this morning.well fook me, I av never eard em called that b4
The Tomcat was my CB handle (I was on the wagons then and I was out every night shagging).
well fook me, I av never eard em called that b4
That's part of the HGV course J. Sorts the men from the boys, no mobile phones to distract us from ****ing in those days.Many years ago I used to cut the grass and do the clearance work down the sides of the motorways and major roads. Usually a flail would go ahead cutting the big parts and a couple of lads would go with strimmers around the lamppost and barriers etc. Whenever we got to a major trucking route we'd be showered by a blizzard of bits of paper covered in tits and arse. I came to the conclusion that most truckers drive with a stack of porn on the dash furiously ****ing their way round the country. Given some of the crashes I saw they cannot have seen it coming through the vinegar strokes as they did.
Owning a Range Rover Sport.......I think my name explains itself
You have a retriever ?Go on guess why mine is Gold Rover , bet you never, ever, ever could guess
Close, really close .........notYou have a retriever ?
you had a Golden Retriever thenClose, really close .........not
I wanted him to work for it, you stated the obvious.you had a Golden Retriever then
ok fair point -- so you had a pussy called Alan for yoursI wanted him to work for it, you stated the obvious.
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