HybridGirl
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ahem . . . . .porky un muffin is shocked hb [should er bin on this poll to be sure]
I think we all know Grippa deserves this crown...!
witch tratter boy is the rudest
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I think we all know Grippa deserves this crown...!
ming
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its the only way i could serve im int pubs. . . .
slob
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course it int gort no gurls in it.. ming's a gaylanderer and dint even know gurls exist
ming
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ahem . . . .play on
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Little Red Gaylander
I guess I shoulda known
By the way u parked your cart sideways
That it wouldn't last
See you're the kinda person
That believes in makin' out once
Love 'em and leave 'em fast
I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz U had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used
But it was Saturday night
I guess that makes it all right
And U say what have I got 2 lose?
And honey I say
Little red Gaylander
Baby you're much 2 fast
Little red Gaylander
U need a love that's gonna last
I guess I shoulda closed my eyes
When U drove me 2 the place
Where your horses run free
'Cuz I felt a little ill
When I saw all the pictures
Of the sausage jockeys that were there before me
Believe it or not
I started to worry
I wondered if I had enough ass
But it was Saturday night
I guess that makes it all right
And U say, "Baby, have U got enough gas?"
Oh yeah
Little red Gaylander
Baby you're much 2 fast, yes U r
Little red Gaylander
U need 2 find a love that's gonna last
A body like yours (A body like yours)
Oughta be in jail (Oughta be in jail)
'Cuz it's on the verge of bein' obscene
('Cuz it's on the verge of bein' obscene)
Move over baby (Move over baby)
Gimme the keys (Gimme the keys)
I'm gonna try 2 tame your little red love machine
(I'm gonna try 2 tame your little red love machine)
Little red Gaylander
Baby you're much 2 fast
Little red Gaylander
U need 2 find a love that's gonna last
Little red Gaylander
Honey U got 2 slow down (Got 2 slow down)
Little red Gaylander
'Cuz if U don't u gonna run your
Little red Gaylander right in the ground
(Little red Gaylander)
Right down 2 the ground (Honey U got 2 slow down)
U, U, U got 2 slow down (Little red Gaylander)
You're movin' much 2 fast (2 fast)
U need 2 find a love that's gonna last
Man, U got an ass like I never seen
And the ride...
I say the ride is so smooth
U must be a limousine
Baby you're much 2 fast
Little red Gaylander
U need a love, U need a love that's
That's gonna last
(Little red Gaylander)
U got 2 slow down (U got 2 slow down)
Little red Gaylander
'Cuz if U don't, 'cuz if U don't,
U gonna run your body right into the ground (Right into the ground)
Right into the ground (Right into the ground)
Right into the ground (Right into the ground)
Little red Gaylander
I guess I shoulda known
By the way u parked your cart sideways
That it wouldn't last
See you're the kinda person
That believes in makin' out once
Love 'em and leave 'em fast
I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz U had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used
But it was Saturday night
I guess that makes it all right
And U say what have I got 2 lose?
And honey I say
Little red Gaylander
Baby you're much 2 fast
Little red Gaylander
U need a love that's gonna last
I guess I shoulda closed my eyes
When U drove me 2 the place
Where your horses run free
'Cuz I felt a little ill
When I saw all the pictures
Of the sausage jockeys that were there before me
Believe it or not
I started to worry
I wondered if I had enough ass
But it was Saturday night
I guess that makes it all right
And U say, "Baby, have U got enough gas?"
Oh yeah
Little red Gaylander
Baby you're much 2 fast, yes U r
Little red Gaylander
U need 2 find a love that's gonna last
A body like yours (A body like yours)
Oughta be in jail (Oughta be in jail)
'Cuz it's on the verge of bein' obscene
('Cuz it's on the verge of bein' obscene)
Move over baby (Move over baby)
Gimme the keys (Gimme the keys)
I'm gonna try 2 tame your little red love machine
(I'm gonna try 2 tame your little red love machine)
Little red Gaylander
Baby you're much 2 fast
Little red Gaylander
U need 2 find a love that's gonna last
Little red Gaylander
Honey U got 2 slow down (Got 2 slow down)
Little red Gaylander
'Cuz if U don't u gonna run your
Little red Gaylander right in the ground
(Little red Gaylander)
Right down 2 the ground (Honey U got 2 slow down)
U, U, U got 2 slow down (Little red Gaylander)
You're movin' much 2 fast (2 fast)
U need 2 find a love that's gonna last
Man, U got an ass like I never seen
And the ride...
I say the ride is so smooth
U must be a limousine
Baby you're much 2 fast
Little red Gaylander
U need a love, U need a love that's
That's gonna last
(Little red Gaylander)
U got 2 slow down (U got 2 slow down)
Little red Gaylander
'Cuz if U don't, 'cuz if U don't,
U gonna run your body right into the ground (Right into the ground)
Right into the ground (Right into the ground)
Right into the ground (Right into the ground)
Little red Gaylander
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I say Minger old chap what a topping idea for a poll. I just don't understand why I get a mention though. Do you have a lawyer.
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get out yer ****ed. . . . .
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ming
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my rules ,git out low life . . . . .Not quite yet
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very rood. . . . . . .
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Awwww, and here's me canae get that Prince song oot ma heed!!! Where else is open this time of night? that'll teach me fur tryin' tae steal Grippa's crown
Grippa
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Aww, abart time. I gorra do well in this fekin poll!
Carmon yer fekin ****s, vote Grippa/Mucas or I'll **** in yer handbags.
Carmon yer fekin ****s, vote Grippa/Mucas or I'll **** in yer handbags.
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And thats precisely why I voted fer ya.....Aww, abart time. I gorra do well in this fekin poll!
Carmon yer fekin ****s, vote Grippa/Mucas or I'll **** in yer handbags.
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Grippa
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Ere', jest noticed, wot stoopid carnt put this poll in the gay bit. Should be in in 'anything goes' uvverwise yer cun't say ****.
Well, who did it?.....................oh, jest noticed. Well, that 'splains it then.
Well, who did it?.....................oh, jest noticed. Well, that 'splains it then.
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It wer the Queen of the Damned
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It were that damned Queen yer mean?
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bunch o slags the lot o yer
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