Mings Black Leffer Night Club

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Oh a fort sumat wis wrong when the soap dispenser dispenced KY jelly,,,,
But ming said he wis gonny get every one a free drink,,,, an a wont pint,,,
 
Ahemm tension. . . .few inteligent werds on opnin night from the bootifull Mrs Ming. . . . . .[way you go oh grate wun] . . . . .SHUT THE FRIGGIN NOISE YER SCUM OR I'LL BE ER TORCHERIN YOU BASTIDS!!!. . . . . .UM thank you ma petal :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Ahemm tension. . . .few inteligent werds on opnin night from the bootifull Mrs Ming. . . . . .[way you go oh grate wun] . . . . .SHUT THE FRIGGIN NOISE YER SCUM OR I'LL BE ER TORCHERIN YOU BASTIDS!!!. . . . . .UM thank you ma petal :eek: :eek: :eek:
Then gimmy a fookin pint now an clean up that fookin ****e,,ffs :mad:
 
Ming, yer farkin DJ is gunna farkin die!

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki
Well she was sellin' pineapple, playin' ukulele
And when I went to the girl, come on and teach me to sway
She laughed and whispered to me, yes come tonight to the bay

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singin' this song

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

And down on the shore they gather romance
She showed me much more, not only to dance...

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singin' this song

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to
 
Just point yer tratter gun in his general direction. It may calm him down a bit. If that doesn't work torch his gaylander.:D
A'll stick my fookin steel toecap up his arse in a minit an rub that fekkin dugs nose in its **** an scelp its arse anol,,,,,,, GIMMY MY FOOKIN PINT,,,
 
how many as grippa had ?. . . . . . .ok as promised ,red eye on the hoose [on the rockit dont sound right ] parp!!!!!. . . .wot durty bastid did thet?:mad: :mad: :mad:
 
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