What's the one thing you would change about the design of a Defender?
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farmershort
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yep - me too... still got jeans that the last landy ruined like that....
this new landy has yet to ruin a pair, but it'll happen eventually.
ratty
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n.r.g97
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all of the above but i would also make it drip proof, a £22,000 car should not leak in a light shower:doh:
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you really shouldn't be showering with your car.....thats perverse
n.r.g97
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i couldent help it, honist 
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i need more leg and elbow room in a defender.
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(mine has a clock - is mine a special one ????)
Id love to have a heater than can compensate for the hypothermic temeratures that the right side of your body has to endure
Id like to have a sunroof that when it gets ice or snow on it doesnt pour through the gaps as it starts to melt so that you have to have a towel in the winter whilst driving one handed
I would like a rear door that doesnt look and sound like its about to fling itself open at any second and throw my kids onto the road
Id like a vehicle that doesnt take four kids armed with towels every time we take it to the jet wash so that the inside doesnt resemble a swimming pool
I too would like a seatbelt that retracts quickly enough not to trap it in the lock
Id like a washer jet on the front windscreen that doesnt break off every year or so and has to be replaced ( on No. 5 now )
but apart from that i'd not change a thing
storm99
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110woman needs some full stops.
Storm99 is in a bad mood.
Storm99 is in a bad mood.
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Full stops would imply that i had paused in between each item, thereby allowing a certain, infatesimal pause for the reader to assimilate each fact.
By writing it as I did, it should indicate that it was more of an ongoing stream of consciousness
Why are you in a strop apart from the relentless ruination of grammar ?
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Full stops would imply that i had paused in between each item, thereby allowing a certain, infatesimal pause for the reader to assimilate each fact.
By writing it as I did, it should indicate that it was more of an ongoing stream of consciousness
Why are you in a strop apart from the relentless ruination of grammar ?
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storm99
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I was bitten at work...you know what that means...happy days!
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only fing yer gotta fink about is hep C as I take it yer have yer hep B vaccinations.....hiv int gonna be a problem unless yer rodgered the **** fer bitin yer
storm99
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Thas what you get for picking the one with teeth for your blowjobs
Been waiting weeks to find a dead one thats still warm but still in that nice phase between rigor and livor mortis...
storm99
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only fing yer gotta fink about is hep C as I take it yer have yer hep B vaccinations.....hiv int gonna be a problem unless yer rodgered the **** fer bitin yer
hosp policy...got to take all the tests inc hiv...smashing!
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fit door stays that actually keep the doors open, even when parked on a slight slope.
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sorry to hear about your toothie trauma
can you get some time off to recover from the emotional consequences of this ordeal or are you going to be a brave little soldier and carry on regardless
can you get some time off to recover from the emotional consequences of this ordeal or are you going to be a brave little soldier and carry on regardless
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storm99
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sorry to hear about your toothie trauma
can you get some time off to recover from the emotional consequences of this ordeal or are you going to be a brave little soldier and carry on regardless
Time off??? No dear...i have however a week off in aug and 3 in sept so i'll soldier on....i need to buy some air for my tyres..
