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> could you summarise for those of us on 28.8Kbps dialups?
>
> rhys
Wait till you get to work, then download it on ASDL ;-)
Seriously, though - bunch of American youngsters with a newish
Japanese saloon car (Toyota Celica? dunno) stuck in snow. The road
surface is clear, but there is a small pile of snow stopping the car
from reversing out. Rather than spend 2 minutes digging the snow out
of the way, they hook a towing strop to one of the rear lash-down eyes
and the other end to a pick-up and try to pull the stranded car
through the pile of snow and dig it in even worse. The pick-up pulls
again and there is a crack from the back of the saloon - the towing
eye must have shifted and cracked the bumper moulding. Not deterred,
our boys get the pick-up to pull even harder and after a lot of
revving and slipping tyres, the whole back end of the saloon rips off.
It's spectacular - you can hardly believe the damage. Rear bumper,
cross-member, boot lid, lights - the lot. It has probably popped
every spot weld in the back 12 inches of the body. Shattered plastic
everywhere. Owner of the car just doesn't know what to say - he's
completely gobsmacked. Ends with a couple of re-runs of the critical
moment and then a couple more repeats of the crunching sound. I think
the guy who edited the file was having fun.
It made me laugh till I cried. The guys are such d*cks, the car so
smart and posey, and the damage so devastating. Well worth the
download time, even at 28.8Kbps. Set it to download, then go and have
your tea. Come back in an hour. You won't regret it!
Rich
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